Post #2130741
2026-05-06 18:42 UTC
Replies (18)
-
@neckspike@indiepocalypse.social 2026-05-06 18:44
@dantheclamman penises are ripping them off!!
-
@SarraceniaWilds@sunny.garden 2026-05-06 18:45
@dantheclamman why are they called geoducks? surely ducks also came after?
-
@IcooIey@mastodon.green 2026-05-06 18:46
@dantheclamman Evolution for the win.
-
@ephesossh@mastodon.online 2026-05-06 18:52
@dantheclamman petition to rename the concept to "unsolicited geoduck pics"
-
@nev@flipping.rocks 2026-05-06 18:56
@dantheclamman while we're at it, horseshoe crabs are older than crabs!! :horseshoe_crab:
-
@Alejandro_P@mathstodon.xyz 2026-05-06 20:00
@dantheclamman ok, this makes think who and when the first penis developed... and what it looked like, you know for research
-
@penguin42@mastodon.org.uk 2026-05-06 20:02
@dantheclamman I bet that's a great image classification test.
-
@Byte@rage.love 2026-05-06 20:27
@dantheclamman *bullying Micheal the Geoduck* “Hey, hey look” *evolves a penis that looks exactly like Michael* “Look I got a Michael shaped dick!!”
-
@michaelgemar@cosocial.ca 2026-05-06 23:23
@dantheclamman Is that a geoduck in your pocket?
-
@dryak@mstdn.science 2026-05-06 23:31
@dantheclamman (...and suddenly, all people who encounter boosts/who follow you from accounts bridged from other networks that use algorithmic auto moderation [e.g. Threads, Blusky, etc.] start to feel nervous...)
-
@spycrab@kolektiva.social 2026-05-07 01:50
@dantheclamman ah, I should call him
-
@scruss@xoxo.zone 2026-05-07 02:07
@dantheclamman should be Mollusc of the Year, every year
-
@kinsale42@mstdn.games 2026-05-07 02:12
@dantheclamman and these guys are also significantly older than what they're named after https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapulida
-
@cgsines@mastodon.world 2026-05-07 02:35
@dantheclamman I . . .
-
@KanaMauna@sauropods.win 2026-05-07 03:21
@dantheclamman Reported /s
-
@MissConstrue@mefi.social 2026-05-07 03:24
@dantheclamman I must admit, this is the first time I've ever felt slightly menaced by a clam... ;)
-
@Tofu_Golem@kolektiva.social 2026-05-11 18:55
@dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz Penises didn't appear until after the Jurassic? Or are you specifically talking about mammalian penises?
-
@Tessa@fandom.garden 2026-05-11 21:20
@dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz english: the Most Normal language