You have to invent a new type of candy or dessert, but if it's physically impossible or another commenter can prove it already exists, you lose. What are you making?
2026-05-04 22:23 UTC
Replies (40)
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@Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2026-05-06 17:37
Never seen cinnamon pudding beforr but it wouldn't be very difficult to make
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@stringere@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-06 17:09
Whipped seafoam and cattail mousse.
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@Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2026-05-04 22:27
Bitter Boys. Think Sour Patch kids, but instead of being coated in sour powder, it's extreme bitterness.
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@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-05-05 01:51
De-tangled cotton candy. Just a single razor thin thread of sugar like a mile long.
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@badlotus@discuss.online 2026-05-04 23:58
Honey butter aerogel with suspended almonds and pistachios in a dark chocolate cone.
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@mrmaplebar@fedia.io 2026-05-05 00:11
Nice try, Slugworth...
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@FritzApollo@lemmy.today 2026-05-04 22:36
Stir-fry flavoured ice cream.
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@toomanypancakes@piefed.world 2026-05-04 23:57
I'm thinking a puff pastry roll filled with a minty sweet creamy filling and chocolate chips. That shit would be bomb, tell me it exists already so I can get some!
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@bizarroland@lemmy.world 2026-05-05 02:07
sulfur hexafluoride poprocks. There's a good chance they'll still pop and sizzle a little bit, but the gas they release will cause your voice to lower.
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@Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2026-05-05 00:56
I'm gonna shred some vegan chocolate and put it with tomato sauce on a lightly toasted flat dough, then stick it in the oven. Pizza with chocolate instead of cheese.
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@Krusty@quokk.au 2026-05-05 05:23
Phase-Order Candy Prism. Picture a small edible prism made of ultra-thin layers of sugar glass and gelatinized starch, but the trick is in the internal structure of each layer contains flavor “micro-reservoirs” embedded in lipid membranes tuned to dissolve at different osmotic thresholds, not time.
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@zabadoh@ani.social 2026-05-04 23:06
Nice try, Wonka
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@jdr@lemmy.ml 2026-05-05 14:40
Chocolate Epstein files
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@spittingimage@lemmy.world 2026-05-05 05:51
Chocolate-coated tacks.
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@paraplu@piefed.social 2026-05-04 22:41
This is based off a candy in a book, that I can't tell if has ever been made: Under its tamarind glaze, luscious pepsin-flavored nougat, chock-full of tangy candied cubeb berries, and a chewy camphor-gum center.
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@davidgro@lemmy.world 2026-05-04 22:51
Candy that smells like the house I grew up in specifically. Totally possible, but guaranteed not to exist. (Especially because there would almost certainly be no market for it, even including me)
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@turdburglar@piefed.social 2026-05-04 23:26
avocado flavor bubblegum
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@Broadfern@lemmy.world 2026-05-04 23:04
Existential horror topped with whipped cream.
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@JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social 2026-05-05 02:49
Silk worm cotton candy. Infuse the silk with sugar and flavors. Roll it into a ball and shove a stick in it.
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@Drusas@fedia.io 2026-05-05 03:50
I don't know other than to say that we need more savory candies for those of us who aren't into sweets. And crackers don't count.
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@BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 2026-05-05 15:43
Personal sized pie crust, with one scoop of vanilla ice cream. Take one tablespoon of low-sodium soy sauce, and mix in brown sugar until saturated. Drizzle the resulting syrup over the ice cream. Don't know what to call it, but I'd try it.
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@daggermoon@piefed.world 2026-05-05 09:10
cum flavored taffy
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@ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2026-05-04 23:58
Hard-candy lozenges flavored with my DNA.
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@Ice@lemmy.zip 2026-05-05 05:20
Semla with rose jam filling
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@GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2026-05-05 00:27
we're making cherry glazed fruit cake flavored from acetone.
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@sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2026-05-05 00:14
uhh, just like a vanilla cake. no way somebody else goes with that
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@Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 2026-05-05 01:33
Strawberrys frozen over with alternating thin layers of chocolate and mascarpone!
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@kindnesskills@literature.cafe 2026-05-05 06:23
Semi-relevant: I think that pancakes (not crepes) and waffles should be considered dessert, but here people eat them as the main course or part of the main course. I don't know if they were ever considered dessert though. Also semi-relevant: fruit. Multiple kinds chopped in a bowl? Dessert. One whole singular item? A healthy snack/food item.
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@Kanzar@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-05 02:28
A restaurant did this amazing tempura eggplant with a black vinegar caramel, and we saved the sauce for the icecream... It was very, very good.
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@FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2026-05-04 23:06
You completely understand the premise, i hope i worded it okay
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@anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-05 12:48
I just buy different flavors that will go together, and overlap, so when one carton is 1/2 empty I’ll get a new flavor that will mix in. So there’s usually a 1/2 carton overlap. Also mixins like chopped nuts and sauces are good now and then too.
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@XeroxCool@lemmy.world 2026-05-05 04:24
Somewhere around 2010, there was a chocolate spray.
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@Today@lemmy.world 2026-05-05 00:25
This, but with thc added.
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@alternategait@lemmy.world 2026-05-05 01:46
If someone makes this, it could really improve the quality of life for medically NPO folks.
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@ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2026-05-05 08:26
It's a small-batch, artisinal affair.
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@Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2026-05-05 02:46
Recently I tried some sea salt vegan chocolate, it was amazing. Chocolate and salt go way better together than I thought. So add that to savoury bread and a little tomato tang, I think it's a great idea. It's like a salty croissant.
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@FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2026-05-05 05:34
I very much appreciate the candy periodic table
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@Drusas@fedia.io 2026-05-06 04:14
Beef jerky is a good one if you make it yourself, but the commercially available options have a lot of sugar.
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@early_riser@lemmy.world 2026-05-11 22:17
Something so blue it hurts to look at.
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@arctanthrope@lemmy.world 2026-05-04 23:04
y'all're going about this all wrong, trying to come up with things that sound gross. the real strategy is to describe something you wish existed but doesn't. then if someone points out that it does, you "lose" by finding out about a food you would really like but were unaware of. anyway, mine is coffee chocolate chip walnut ice cream (even though apparently op says new ice cream flavors don't count). so if anyone knows where I can buy coffee chocolate chip walnut ice cream, come own me so hard, I'll be devastated