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• Post #4373832

  One is for regular days, another for when I deserve a treat, the bigger (2L) one for when I deserve an even bigger treat, etc.

• Happiest day of my life! I'm gonna be a dad! 🥰

• Can anyone tell me what type of bird this is I keep seeing?

• Panang curry with a side of ketchup, please.

• How the fuck is Mitch McConnell actually alive?

  Wtf: cnn.com/…/mitch-mcconnell-hospital-announcement

• This guy managed the movie theater I worked at in high school.

• You're safe now.

• Good for him.

• Peak masculinity.

• Holy hell, Ernie.

• They gave the crowd their freedom.

• This is why we have two-factor authentication.

• She skipped groceries for a week to pay for that Little Caesars.

  You ungrateful assholes.

• I can feel my horny levels rising to 30%

• This has gotten out of hand and I demand satisfaction.

• I dropped it like it was hot.

• I guess it's just a little disappointing? That's all.

  No offense.

• Why can't this happen to me?

• Cosplay creativity never ceases to amaze

• Post #3397412

  Nice, you were right, you were ballin.

• Seems like such a sweet girl!

  Can’t wait to see where she goes! The younger generation is our hope!

• Gotdayum, gurl.

  Throw that thing back.

• Always with the hidden fees.

• It's honestly fine, you're overthinking it!

• Wow!

• Never forget.

  Full comic:

• Idk just feels like tempting fate unnecessarily

• Pull those bootstraps a little harder.

• TIL one of the Unabomber's victims had a six-year correspondence with Jeffrey Epstein.

• Post #2997061

  And a pretty girl who has already eaten.