Post #161369 · Elektrine

@theresnotime@fox.nexus "So I am trying to write stuff from postgresql into an Excel sheet that already contains data and macros..." A week later, a new sign appeared: Do not traumatize the ducks with your weird architecture.

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@dusk@todon.eu 2025-08-10 12:50

@theresnotime@fox.nexus

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@semachthemonkey@mastodon.me.uk 2025-08-10 12:52

@theresnotime@fox.nexus Every sign has a story behind it. I can't help but think @0x47df@duckpon.de might be involved in this story.

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@heinragas@mublog.nl 2025-08-10 13:00

@theresnotime@fox.nexus @irina@wandering.shop Borrowing is fine though. Just make sure they're back by their 5PM bedtime.

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@newt@weirder.earth 2025-08-10 13:06

@theresnotime@fox.nexus what the ... You can't borrow the ducks! They're not property, they're beings! I have words for Eastbourne.

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@Samuelrod@mastodon.social 2025-08-10 13:27

@theresnotime@fox.nexus freedom

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@machaddr@mastodon.sdf.org 2025-08-10 13:29

@theresnotime@fox.nexus Duck phone number there

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@cbam789@mstdn.social 2025-08-10 13:53

@theresnotime@fox.nexus Just gonna take one to share some quackers and I'll bring him right back.

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@ledocool@abyss.cafe 2025-08-10 14:01

@theresnotime@fox.nexus with sufficient force any law is merely a suggestion,

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@foundseed@spore.social 2025-08-10 14:21

@theresnotime@fox.nexus they are free as in liberated. The ducks printed and posted that sign because they were tired of getting kidnapped.

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@oleksiy@sonomu.club 2025-08-10 14:39

@theresnotime@fox.nexus you wouldn't download a duck

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@XxPppp678Xx@mastodon.social 2025-08-10 16:16

@theresnotime@fox.nexus yea that's right you can't steal a duck and you can pirate a movie for free! wait did i support copyright infringement?

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@aprilfollies@mastodon.online 2025-08-10 16:20

@theresnotime@fox.nexus OK, I swear this is a True Story (tm), heard from my parents and verified by the local paper. In the apartment complex where I grew up, we had duck ponds. One day, someone from the complex witnessed a car stop near one. The driver got out, seized a sitting duck (heh), and drove off. The neighbor took down the license plate and reported it. Cops came by the car owner’s house and were told the vehicle owner was not home; he had gone to his job… at a nearby restaurant.

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@5ciFiGirl@starbase80.wtf 2025-08-10 17:12

@theresnotime@fox.nexus I think the ducks might have an opinion here...

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@xyla@shitpost.trade 2025-08-10 18:07

@theresnotime@fox.nexus still a good deal if u can borrow them

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@StefanoL@mstdn.ca 2025-08-10 20:54

@theresnotime@fox.nexus 😳

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@StefanoL@mstdn.ca 2025-08-10 20:57

@theresnotime@fox.nexus Hmm... duck rental who'd have thunked it.