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@theresnotime@fox.nexus OK, I swear this is a True Story (tm), heard from my parents and verified by the local paper. In the apartment complex where I grew up, we had duck ponds. One day, someone from the complex witnessed a car stop near one. The driver got out, seized a sitting duck (heh), and drove off. The neighbor took down the license plate and reported it. Cops came by the car owner’s house and were told the vehicle owner was not home; he had gone to his job… at a nearby restaurant.