Not a Spring Onion
wakame@tech.lgbt
<p>I put bugs in software. Master of half-finished projects.<br />Irony is my default setting.<br />Hate factories, but love conveyor belts.<br />Buzzword-Driven Development.</p><p>Edible.<br />Totally not a robot.<br />Definitely not a mouse.</p><p>Pan-Demi-Sexual, _not_ Pandemic-Sexual.</p><p>// Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With<br /><a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/YesBots" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>YesBots</span></a></p><p>// Cats of all sizes also welcome<br /><a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/YesKittens" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>YesKittens</span></a> <a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/YesCats" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>YesCats</span></a> <a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/YesTigers" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>YesTigers</span>
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Post #4320920
"Du studierst Mathe, ich studiere Bitches." Kenneth hat in Mathematik eine 5. Er möchte später Tierpfleger werden. Mit Rapstudierhilfe legt er sich selbst den Schlüssel zum Erfolg. Oder so.
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Post #1694984
Young people watching old action movies: "Wait, why does the hero want to save the US president?"
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Post #1352869
"Sie wurden zum Whistleblower. Was war der erste Hinweis für Sie, dass es bei der angeschafften Software nicht mit rechten Dingen zuging?" "Nun, der Name der Software lautet 'Klaut Code'..."
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Post #1352868
Da bin ich aber beruhigt.
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Post #1352866
(To the song "Cars" by Fear Factory, 1998) Here in my swasticar I prepare for the nazi war I can lock all my doors And you can see me burn In cars
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Post #1352865
Bashir: Say, Elim. What made it so clear to you that I was pitching for the "other team"? Garak: Let's just say... the way you were hitting on Lieutenant Dax had more bottom energy than the Defiant's lower thrusters.
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Post #1298787
@SharpCheddarGoblin @baldur The Faang of Gore proudly present: AI Design Pattern: Landfill The only pattern you will ever need. No complex structure. Only one interface (that to the LLM). The rest is simply a landfill. New feature? Just dump it in the landfill. Dead code? Stays in the landfill. Function that should be refactored? Refa-what?
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Post #1137325
The Legend Of Omnifops "Wait, that's just a fur ball." THE END
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Post #787992
In Germany, we call them Goths but we also call them Grufti(s) (Gruft = grave) and I think that's cute.
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Post #725129
tired: "CLI user" sounds outdatedweird abbreviation"Why are there no pictures?"wired: "prompt engineer" vaguely "AI"actually good"Wait, you can talk to the machine in a language they actually understand?"
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Post #662750
Don't use cloud stuff. Just run your LLMs locally, if you have to. But you have an old GPU? Just take a smaller model. "But the quality of smaller/local models is worse?" Well, since you are using LLMs, I assumed that you didn't care about quality. (There are some proper use cases for LLMs, especially regarding accessibility. I am totally for using LLMs in that area.) But in general: You want bad text, bad pictures, bad code. Stop clinging to old concepts of "better or...
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Post #516601
Talk about double standards... Today, a colleague mentioned in a meeting that they had "asked ChatGPT", so I mentioned what Hatsune Miku and I discussed yesterday. And apparently, talking about my imaginary friend is "weird and unprofessional, bordering on creepy".
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Post #424367
Who wore it better?