this fat fuck getting McDonald's door dash at work

@umbrella@lemmy.ml 2026-04-13 23:19

no way this isn’t marketing to wash his bad rep

@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-13 22:05

Can you imagine security at the White House? Having to let a Doordash worker in some random shitbox drive up to the Oval Office? I bet he didn’t tip.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2026-04-13 23:08

This isn’t a real picture. It can’t be a real picture. The patio entrance to the Oval Office has gold lettering that read The Oval Office like it’s Mar-a-Lago North??

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@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2026-04-14 02:13

Ok…this can’t be real. You’re telling me trump is just waiting by the window, watching all the cars go by, then gets excited when a car pulls up the driveway? I mean, I do that when I’m stoned, but I don’t have a whole team of secret services and whomever on staff to answer the door for me. For that matter, why did he use doordash at all? What if the delivery driver had a gun? A LOT of people want trump dead. Though I can’t say I’d be surprised if I read the headline “Trump assasinated by McDonalds delivery driver. J.D. Vance cluelessly now president.”

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@osanna@lemmy.vg 2026-04-14 04:56

the tacky gold trimmings on all the things. So cringe.

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@Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-14 07:14

No better representation of America than a billionaire emerging from a gold studded office to give a $100 tip to a grandma working to afford treatment for her husband’s cancer.

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@foggianism@lemmy.world 2026-04-14 08:04

Isn’t it called “The Oral Office” since Clinton?

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@Deceptichum@quokk.au 2026-04-13 23:41

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@Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2026-04-14 10:43

If its on camera at that angle, it's staged

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@panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2026-04-13 22:43

He asked this lady to talk about how trans people are men playing women’s sports on national tv. She said she didn’t want to talk about that, which is awkward and ballsy. Trump is human trash.

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@Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-14 12:49

They would never allow a doordash worker that close to the president. Ever. Most countries wouldn't do that.

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@thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-04-14 15:17

She missed a great opportunity to kill him

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@sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2026-04-13 22:29

huh. somebody really could just dose him couldn't they

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@Avicenna@programming.dev 2026-04-14 18:21

I haven't seen anything this staged lol.

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@maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 2026-04-14 17:52

yeah no doordasher is going to casually walk up to the whitehouse front door. i seen a doordasher deliver to the whitehouse (some secret service) they coul;dnt take the order inside so he had to give it away. plus shes not door dash lady shes an actor.

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@osanna@lemmy.vg 2026-04-14 04:55

HAMBERDER!

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@rumba@lemmy.zip 2026-04-14 15:03

Propaganda!!!!!

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@theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-04-14 00:24

Hate the non stop Trump body shaming much better ways to criticize him.

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@TehWorld@lemmy.world 2026-04-14 15:38

With the prices at McD lately, $100 is about a 15% tip.