Post #1486134
2026-04-13 22:05 UTC
Can you imagine security at the White House? Having to let a Doordash worker in some random shitbox drive up to the Oval Office?
I bet he didn’t tip.
Replies (5)
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@a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2026-04-14 04:31
Can you imagine having access to anything that could be put on the plate and you just have to have the endorphin rush of a stale everything?
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@Soulphite@reddthat.com 2026-04-13 22:16
Oh he tipped alright, he gave her the limited edition white/gold 45-47 MAGA hat - offered to sign it for her for $50. Bet.
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@marighost@piefed.social 2026-04-14 00:27
He tipped, but only after a reporter asked about it. He handed her a $100.
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@merc@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-14 03:41
What makes you believe this is real?
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@WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 2026-04-14 09:23
I was going to ask if anyone thought he’d tip.