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• Am I just bad at games???

  I’m currently playing “Cassette Beasts”. Pretty fun game that takes the pokemon formula, and turns it on its head. I will not play long and involved 300 hour games. It’s too much. I want bite sized games. The internet said this game is 25 hours long. Except thats bullshit. There are 130 monsters. I’ve caught 16. I’ve been playing for 17 hours. I don’t know if this game has “gym leaders”. But if they do, I haven’t seen them yet. I have no bad words about the game, other than the fact that i...

• Post #3405996

  5…4…3…2…

• Tip to get through to the IRS

  Ok, so I won’t bore you with the back and forth details that led up to this. The important thing to know is that I needed to talk to a human at the IRS to ask a very simple question that would take just a few minutes to look into. Me trying to call for 3 days dozens of calls dealing with this shit. I eventually figured out how to prompt the AI to let me push buttons to reach menus. After all that I plotted out what each option does. ALL OF THEM either lead to a pre-recorded message that sa...

• Post #3296043

  I remember in the 80s when I was 5 years old, I’d spout off all these crazy ideas, and say how one day we’d get these things. My parents disregarded everything I said as rubbish. Today most of what I said is just common shit that doesn’t even seem futuristic. You’d think I’d be happy to be validated. But it’s a monkeys claw situation. I said that one day you’d be able to get McDonalds delivered to your door. Wish granted. It cost 4x the normal cost, comes to you an hour later, usually co...

• Post #3244615

  I wouldn’t say “enormous choice”. Realistically it’s either Steam, or Epic. Sure, GOG technically exists, but that’s a very niche audience. It’s amazing for what it is, but when new AAA games come out, you won’t see them on GOG. It’s great for retro games, and it’s basically a monopoly on getting DRM free exe files, but I wouldn’t say GOG is even trying to compete with Steam. Epic IS trying to compete with Steam, but…they’re just SO bad at it. I’ve heard that Epic’s free games do little mo...

• The only time you ever actually "take a poop" is when you fly on an airplane, or ride on a ship.

  At home it would be more accurate to say you sent a poop. You didn’t take a poop. Where are you taking it? And why? But that’s not actually true if you fly on an airline. Because you DO take your poop to your destination. Same thing on things like cruise ships. Oh, I guess also RVs and those buses that have bathrooms. Oh, and trains. Ok, now I’m trying to think if I missed any…

• Post #916126

  If anyone else believes in multiple universes, I feel like this was a split among the universes. Some universes killed sora. We’re one of those universes. The other universes went with sora living on, and the fallout for decades over that shaping the creative digital landscape. Which means SOMEWHERE exists an Earth, exactly like ours, except sora never died. Which means somewhere is an Earth that’s even worse than ours!

• Post #874770

  I don’t get the whole ram catagories. DDR3, DDR4, DDR5. They make it seem like the higher the number, the better the ram, but I always thought ram was just a space for computers to temporarily store information until it was ready to call on it. So from my perspective 16GB DDR3 should be the same as 16GB DDR5. But that’s clearly not the case.

• Post #874265

  Yes, but you’re a nutsack. It’s fine when YOU make that face.

• Post #874205

  Until throw these fucks in jail this shit will continue. Which is exactly why that won’t happen. Our president is a pedophile. There’s a whole network of wealthy pedophiles who no longer have an island. The pedophiles are in power.

• Post #861296

  I’m in Ohio. I wonder how hard it’d be to drive to Canada, pick up a router, and drive back? Or hell…maybe just drive to Canada. I’m sure I can find a job and a place to live, right? Just go to a Tim Hortons and say “Hey, I’m gonna work hete now, because fuck America!” and Canadians are like, legally obligated to be nice. I’m sure it’ll all work out, as long as I share some donuts. The hardest part will be getting used to pink money. I mean, seriously Canada? You a big fan of monopoly mone...

• Post #860466

  Man…I don’t even like linux. I don’t know what I’m doing. I have difficulty understanding what I’m even doing wrong. I have issues installing software unless it’s a flatpak. And yet for the past 2 years I’ve been exclusively running linux. Not so much against my will, but against my wants. What I want is WindowsXP 2.0. Just WindowsXP but able to run modern hardware, in a 64 bit software version. Instead, we get Windows 11. I will not stand for buying hardware, paying for software to run an...

• Post #842871

  There’s nothing from this commentor to suggest that THEY eat meat. The only thing we know about them is that they’re an idiot.

• Post #842476

  Why does that actually look really good?

• Post #835423

  We’re hurting the right people and haven’t hurt them enough. Uhhhhh…you wanna clarify that last part?

• Post #794604

  Legally? Maybe not. But Col Sanders left KFC after selling a business he created with his own secret reciepe. Then after he sold it, he watched the new owners use his image to sell an inferior chicken product. So he started up another new chicken resteraunt using the original reciepe. Legally he couldn’t call it KFC, but that doesn’t change the fact that it was the original KFC reciepe. Hows that phrase go? A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet. Call things whatever word you...

• Post #779613

  Neat! camera flash

• Someone should register Lemmy.Worlf, and use it as a URL redirect for Lemmy.World.

  Do you know how many times I get a blank webpage that cannot be found, only to realize it’s because I mistyped the URL? Honestly, someone should get on this.

• Post #609536

  Nah. Nobody has been going there since Sept 11 2001. Nobody seems to visit those towers anymore…

• Post #586505

  Give it time

• Post #513649

  My favorite part of that is the bald guy went on years later to be a regular cast member of superstore. The commercial was probably 2002? Superstore was 2018? He looks EXACTLY the same.

• Post #513601

  I’m not watching, because trump is the one delivering it. Is there shit falling out of his pants leg?

• Post #479627

  Yes. Give the Fart Master your social security number, and mothers maiden name. Which you would think wouldn’t be needed if he already has your SSN…but that part isn’t about privacy breaches. Instead, he’s just looking to find your mom and take her out on a date! Fart Master is going to be your new dad!

• Post #479554

  What are you talking about? You think this is some kind of game where we all have to be responsible for ourselves, and create solutions that serve everybody? Get real! This is Earth! Where the elite make all the rules, and those rules aren’t based on logic, or problem solving. They’re based on what will make the elite the most money! So you bet your ass when Mark Facebook Zuckerberg pitches an idea, he’s doing so to steal your data, and figure out how to create a problem that needs fixing, w...

• Post #75596

  …but how?

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• Post #71123

  Hey! Whoa! Uncool! Drunk uncle here…I don’t stumble. I sit on the recliner until I pass out watching porn that I’m not aroused by, and not jerking off to. It’s just “on”.

• Post #46611

  Ayyyy!!! Now if only that guy in PA in July 2024 got the memo…