Post #1433231 · Elektrine

@ireneista@adhd.irenes.space 2026-04-20 23:06

@wezm@mastodon.decentralised.social this violates the HIG, "yes" is supposed to be on the left

@wezm@mastodon.decentralised.social 2026-04-20 02:24

Partially inspired by https://norden.social/@hart/116428906846020645

@Npars01@mstdn.social 2026-04-20 02:35

@wezm @majorlinux How about a deal with the billionaires funding age verification to evade oversight, taxation, fines, & lawsuits? We'll give up our privacy as soon as you give up your own 1. Total transparency on the fascist movements funded & supported https://www.forbes.com/sites/thomasbrewster/2023/03/21/andrei-masalovich-avalanche-russia-cambridge-analytica/ 2. Full disclosure of political donations, tax evasion via churches & fake charities, malign influence campaigns, money laundering for drug cartels, military junta, petrostate despots. https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-64075067 1/

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@Caprica@theblower.au 2026-04-20 03:04

@wezm but what age? 🤣 I’m over 18 but neck fine. 🤣

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@alex2003@universeodon.com 2026-04-20 03:15

@wezm Only when Im in front of a monitor.

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@sherman651@mastodon.social 2026-04-20 04:36

@wezm Thank you for the reminder to stretch my neck - me, and old person

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@kotking@blorbo.social 2026-04-20 05:12

@wezm think best options would be "not now" and "yes" You can't escape from neck pain, only delay the inevitable .

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@Kyna@aus.social 2026-04-20 05:24

@wezm No, but I usually have this terrible ache in the calf muscles of my right leg. I only wish it were my left leg, for the (misremembered) H2G2 reference.

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@luc0x61@mastodon.gamedev.place 2026-04-20 05:30

@wezm Aged verification.

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@aizuchi@hachyderm.io 2026-04-20 05:33

@wezm no but i remember OS8 window decorations like this one!

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@MostlyHarmless@hostux.social 2026-04-20 05:48

@wezm No? How about your back? If you remember dialog boxes like that, you must be old.

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@metaning@mastodon.social 2026-04-20 05:54

@wezm "how is your knee?"

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@tom_peter_guilbert@kolektiva.social 2026-04-20 06:11

@wezm If only it was the neck... It should have been : does your whole body ache ?

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@elaterite@mastoart.social 2026-04-20 06:29

@wezm Ha ha, indeed. And yes, my neck hurts and has hurt for the last fifteen years.

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@roadskater@mastodon.social 2026-04-20 07:20

@wezm Have you ever pulled a muscle getting out of bed in the morning?

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@Dielem60@mastodon.social 2026-04-20 07:32

@wezm Does your neck hurt ? Nicht mehr. Ich hatte meinen Unfall bereits beim Start des Marathons und hoffe nun auf ein Upgrade. Allerdings musste ich die Organspende erlauben…

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@QCCEChris@mastodon.social 2026-04-20 09:15

@wezm They ask you to supply a doctor sign medical history check, next.

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@niku@fedi.femby.page 2026-04-20 09:39

@wezm Where "Maybe Later" option

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@dpk@chaos.social 2026-04-20 09:43

@wezm HIG violation (Don’t use yes/no dialog boxes)

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@TastyTentacles@tastybugs.club 2026-04-20 09:54

@wezm Low key mad my neck hurt after I read this.

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@dotyk@mastodon.social 2026-04-20 10:17

@wezm generation NECKst?

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@anthra@todon.nl 2026-04-20 10:55

@wezm Ever since I was 8 years old

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@paul_panke@gruene.social 2026-04-20 10:58

@wezm I got another: I totally freaked out the other night when I discovered original Danger Mouse episodes in my streaming service. Say you're old without saying that you're old...

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@ppxl@social.tchncs.de 2026-04-20 11:37

@wezm I am in this image and I don't like it 🔘

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@Olyindivisible@pnw.zone 2026-04-20 13:32

@wezm Thank you for a good laugh!

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@hacknorris@mstdn.social 2026-04-20 17:40

@wezm can't focus and tired.

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@CaptMikeYates@tech.lgbt 2026-04-20 19:22

@wezm Add in check boxes for elbows, knees, shoulders, ankles... 🤣

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@nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social 2026-04-21 01:45

@wezm Joke's on you, I was in a car accident a long time ago and my spine was screwed up, so my neck has been hurting since I was young. Oh, it wasn't a "wrong answers only" post. 😁

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@k0w0m4n@furs.social 2026-04-21 02:57

@wezm how about “have you used the operating system this dialogue is from?“ Would need to be about 25 years of age or older to have seen and used Mac OS Classic in it’s prime

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@inpc@go.mxtthxw.art 2026-04-21 06:21

@wezm Yes

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@tokensane@mastodon.me.uk 2026-04-21 08:39

@wezm No, but I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.

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@MouseByTheSea@mastodon.gamedev.place 2026-04-21 18:56

@wezm "Do you make a little noise when you stand up or sit down" "yes (I am old)" or "no (I am not old yet)"

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@Jshor@mastodon.social 2026-04-22 01:41

@wezm your alert is broken. I keep tapping yes and nothing happens 😡