Post #1034666
2026-04-09 15:44 UTC
Replies (27)
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@fredy_pferdi@social.linux.pizza 2026-04-09 21:17
@beecycling@wandering.shop Distractions shouted by the rulers to individualize the struggle to prevent the people from uniting against the capitalists. They are the ones spreading and making up those expectations to cultivate good little workers that keep themself heathy and busy. Ofc all of the above is important but how in a world where we are kept hostage to sell of our labor for like 10-12h a day and the absolute majority value we create is taken from us to sell for profit.
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@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot 2026-04-09 16:13
@beecycling Also recycle in 32 different locations and, as I read today in another non-article in the Guardian on cost-effective food shopping, "visit your local market every day". Righty ho then 🤔
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@djsf@fosstodon.org 2026-04-09 16:35
@beecycling Fitter Happier by Radiohead comes to mind
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@da_667@infosec.exchange 2026-04-09 17:04
@beecycling I'm tired, boss.
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@JSCybersec@infosec.exchange 2026-04-09 17:06
@beecycling Wait, you're mental health is tanking? Why aren't you practicing mental resilience?
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@JoeHenzi@social.vivaldi.net 2026-04-09 17:42
@beecycling You're fired for no work life balance, sorry.
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@driusan@doomscroller.social 2026-04-09 17:44
@beecycling@wandering.shop Don't forget to stay hydrated and meditate.
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@FrauSuutje@norden.social 2026-04-09 17:52
@beecycling Because this seems to be the list for women. Guess the one for the men is shorter or some tasks come with extra plaudits for them.
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@steltenpower@social.edu.nl 2026-04-09 17:55
@beecycling And "limit your screen time", while forcing clumsy apps on us for everything, for which you need new expensive devices, while "save money!", and "get some fresh air", while pushing us to 'clean' woodpellets, etc.
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@juliepixels@techhub.social 2026-04-09 18:35
@beecycling don’t forget to floss your teeth!
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@neojacks@mastodon.social 2026-04-09 18:50
@beecycling step 1 have everything figured out
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@thehole@dasforum.org 2026-04-09 19:36
@beecycling sorry, no time to cry, too much to do already
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@jrusnak@mastodon.social 2026-04-09 19:52
@beecycling crying because I fully thought this was a normal task list until maybe the second or third read throuuuugghhh
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@Knightky@mstdn.games 2026-04-09 20:05
@beecycling don’t forget to get sufficient and good sleep. The chores are unending. It’s almost like we don’t have an economy where one income can support a household and others can handle the shopping, cleaning, cooking and whatever other errands come around
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@mrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.social 2026-04-09 21:04
@beecycling That's a great way to burn out. It's like the system was built this way.
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@DecaturNature@theatl.social 2026-04-09 21:13
@beecycling have you tried being rich?
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@n_dimension@infosec.exchange 2026-04-09 21:46
@beecycling Society: Procreate, consume, die before you become a burden.
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@drewtowler@mas.to 2026-04-09 22:21
@beecycling Isn't this a Radiohead song?
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@KanaMauna@sauropods.win 2026-04-09 22:24
@beecycling And go paperless on all your bills, but make sure that you log into each individual accounts according to its own individual calendars so you can make your payments on time. Unless you, nudge nudge wink wink, want to give us direct access to your bank accounts. 😈
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@em_and_future_cats@mastodon.social 2026-04-10 01:37
@beecycling clones 😹
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@em_and_future_cats@mastodon.social 2026-04-10 01:40
@beecycling But really though, all this “individualism” and “you can do it all yourself” has really hurt many people and arguably multiple generations… All of what is described here is basically tasks that should be performed by multiple people, not a single person. And yet here we are in this society and capitalism saying things like this REPEATEDLY
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@em_and_future_cats@mastodon.social 2026-04-10 01:41
@beecycling And yeah I was crying about half way in 😿😹
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@pteryx@dice.camp 2026-04-10 02:26
@beecycling Then pay us twice as much for half the hours, you assholes. (That wouldn't be enough to solve the problem, as this list is demanding essentially three full work weeks of us every week, but it would make it viable to even *try* half of it...) ...Also, I belatedly notice that this list doesn't even include maintaining one's house, hygiene, grocery shopping...
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@mattmaison@mastodon.world 2026-04-10 02:44
@beecycling Fitter. Happier.
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@quietsnail@kind.social 2026-04-10 08:50
@beecycling Put people in a position where they have to "cheat" by doing some of these things during work hours. To avoid being noticed/caught they will then accept everything you throw their way, and won't complain about anything. Same reason Christianity all but forbade sex, or governements make drugs such as cannabis illegal.
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@chrismak@mstdn.ca 2026-04-10 09:31
@beecycling take public transit and save the rainforest.
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@schmerg@mas.to 2026-04-10 10:09
@beecycling See also (well.. listen) to The Good Life, a single from my mate's High Concept Pub Rock and Roll band (as played last night at Biddle Bros pub in Hackney) https://open.spotify.com/album/2AK1Uju3zrl6y15ufvrPIe