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• Post #4454053

  oh no my AI agent has gone rogue. It's demanding the we ban cars and build neighbourhoods at human scale. It's hacking the city's urban planning department right now.

• Post #4450020

  Oh no I have also accidentally created an AI so powerful it keeps hacking into things so I can't release it please give me billions of dollars.

• Post #4202274

  Who was a worse Prime Minister of Canada?

• Post #3793190

  Every time I read anything about Reflect Orbital I find myself wondering if Mr. Burns is their CEO.

• Post #3316476

  You're not gonna believe this but when I was your age computers were more expensive than phones

• Post #2961568

  The year is 2026. A cult of transhumanist billionaires has infiltrated every government on the planet. Their TESCREAL religion seeks to merge humanity with AI. The resistance from a ragtag group of transexuals, open source programmers, and the first American Pope consists of humanity's last hope. Will they stop the cultists before the planet runs out of water? Will the clathrate gun get to them first? Once thing is certain--you really want to miss the next episode of Oh My God What The Fu...

• Post #2473304

  With all this recent talk about getting involved in a land war in Asia I'm starting to think Trump never watched The Princess Bride.

• Post #2270771

  Exciting news guys The Beaverton wrote a story about us! https://thebeaverton.com/2026/05/local-nerd-disappointed-he-didnt-get-the-long-form-census/

• Post #2135902

  This might be the most surprising headline you read today. #cdnpoli https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/russia-and-u-s-amplifying-alberta-separatist-narratives-to-stoke-division-distrust-report-9.7189604

• Post #2135900

  Wowwww.. double digit shots? After only one period?

• Post #1087054

  Choose one

• Post #1087053

  Facebook says I can get Facebook verified for $1.29 which I guess would verify that I used to have $1.29 and don't anymore.

• Post #1087052

  old term: doorbell new term: package arrival notification

• Post #1087050

  I was thinking of taking a shower tonight but my hopes and dreams have been shattered by the cat that decided my lap looks comfy.

• Post #1087049

  That awkward time when you can't decide if you should figure out how to mute a hashtag/words or you should just wait a couple hours for it to blow over.

• Post #1087046

  “The question in my mind is whether the US is going to expand its negotiating team to include experts,” Gray added. “To me, it would be a very good sign if the negotiations broke and the second round included experts on both sides.”https://aje.news/ndjgyz?update=4484018

• Post #1087045

  I guess it's good news that the Americans are heading into a second day negotiating the terms of their surrender but it would be nice if they'd hurry up.

• Post #1016562

  The world has 2 weeks to sanction the US back into the stone age. They must never be allowed to have a nuclear weapon again.

• Post #1010320

  Now that the Liberals have turned into the Conservatives and the Conservatives have turned into the Republicans and the NDP have turned into the NDP, Liberal voters don't have anyone left to vote for.

• Post #969049

  6 years in and the media still isn't allowed to write the word "covid" https://montrealgazette.com/entertainment-life/music/lady-gaga-cancels-final-montreal-show-hours-before-performance-over-respiratory-infection/

• Post #969048

  I wonder what I would do if I were on the other side of the moon and nukes started flying on earth.

• Post #969046

  Trying another keyboard that I found on f-droid. Fingers crossed that this one isn't as garbage as the default android one.

• Post #691037

  https://theonion.com/netanyahu-these-so-called-genocide-experts-have-probably-never-committed-a-genocide-in-their-lives/

• Post #611513

  I really hope I'm eatting tacos in 20 minutes.

• Post #611505

  Woo Ura is tied for the lead

• Post #545183

  The initial short and then incrementally longer "expected" timeline for the war in Iran is following the exact same pattern as how they tried to manage expectations for covid so that people "wouldn't panic." I wonder if McKinsey is involved.