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‘Babe, You Shrunk!’ Says Panicked Travis Kelce To Mini Bride On Wedding Cake

NEW YORK—Struggling to wrap his head around the horrific sight before him, a panicked Travis Kelce reportedly yelled, “Babe, you shrunk!” on Friday to the miniature bride figurine on top of the couple’s wedding cake. “Taylor, no, God, no—it’s going to be okay babe, just tell me who did this to you!” said the Kansas […]