Wario goes inside a telescope because some folktale elf thing told him there's an unlimited money cheat in the globe if he saves the world. This intrigues the Wario who doesn't even care about a princess being in there. No babes, just cash. Of course a certain other character is there to take advantage of the situation and may be manipulating things to her own ends. (I kind of see Captain Syrup as a Rouge meets Carmen San Diego type character) NOW WAGGLE YOUR WIIMOTES or if you're me you recently found a way to use a gyro controller to do the deed because constant battery usage sounds pretty dumb. Shake the moneybags like you're Marina from Mischief Makers and yank the inner garlic from your foes. This is essentially Wario Land 5 to me and I just need more treasure hunting in my life. Also every level has a unique track (I think, it's been a bit) ROCK AND ROLL (bro actually says that, nice) Now to the tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmWzDrzqh2w #VGMWenesday