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Zalka Csenge Virág, PhD @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social · Jul 26, 2026

New #ToddlerDnD Feat: Intrusive Thought

Once per scene (in combat, per round) Toddler class characters are mandated to roll D10 based on the Intrusive Thought Random Table, and immediately act upon the results of the roll.

  1. Lick nearest object
  2. Throw nearest object
  3. Pee!
  4. Stare intensely at nearest object for 60 seconds
  5. Bite nearest creature
  6. Stick nearest object in nose
  7. Eat dirt
  8. Fart dance!
  9. Grab sensitive body part of party member
  10. Jump into nearest trap

#parenting

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Zalka Csenge Virág, PhD @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social · Jul 16, 2026
New #ToddlerDnD spell: INTERVENTION Casting time: 2 hours (5 if at night) Range: Self Duration: Varies Verbal component: A parent uttering the words "date night tomorrow" This spell generates an immediate mystery illness, non-threatening but enough for Toddler character to require a Long Rest at home. Effects last until the possibility of free time for date night has passed. #parenting #DnD #ttrpg
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