@thechrisdantes@social.linux.pizza
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Apr 20, 2026
The Chris Dantes
@thechrisdantes@social.linux.pizza
I'm Chris. I complain. A lot. About everything. I also tell jokes.
social.linux.pizza
My dog, #MeraxesTheMenacing has a very particular sound. It's not his "I've been injured" bark. It's not his "there's a threat three miles away" bark. It's not his "the cat is getting into trouble" bark. It's very specifically a whine. The best translation is some variation of "I didn't get my way", "no one loves me", "my life is terrible", and "I might die from not getting what I want".
Anyway, someone got a b-a-t-h and is whining at me to undo it.
#Daschshund #DogsOfMastodon
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@thechrisdantes__dup_35080@social.linux.pizza
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Mar 07, 2026
The Chris Dantes
@thechrisdantes__dup_35080@social.linux.pizza
I'm Chris. I complain. A lot. About everything. I also tell jokes.
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@thechrisdantes__dup_35080@social.linux.pizza
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Feb 25, 2026
The Chris Dantes
@thechrisdantes__dup_35080@social.linux.pizza
I'm Chris. I complain. A lot. About everything. I also tell jokes.
social.linux.pizza
Anyone know how to remove epoxy from a dog's forehead? #MeraxesTheMenacing tried to help last night, and I didn't realize some dripped on him.
#DogsOfMastodon
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