#jokeoftheday

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Nic @nicbest@mastodon.art · Aug 03, 2026
The last thing grandpa said before he kicked the bucket? “How far do you think I can kick this bucket?” #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #literalnotmetaphoric
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Nic @nicbest@mastodon.art · Jul 24, 2026
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to realise it was just a Fanta sea. #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #sodajokeis
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