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FinchHaven hachy @FinchHaven@hachyderm.io · Aug 07, 2026
Replying to @Nonilex@masto.ai
@Nonilex@masto.ai "Senator #LisaMurkowski (R-AK) became Friday morning the 2nd Republican to say she would oppose his nomination in a floor vote..." People, c'mon, pay attention Murkowski (R-AK) just played her little "no I won't" game with #Trump about two weeks ago over some new requirement that was going to cost North Slope native Alaskans a thousand dollars in travel expenses to go down to Anchorage to do something Sure enough, that got dropped and suddenly Murkowski (R-AK) magically became a "yes I will" Watch for it to happen all over again The only drama is in "What's her price?" Remember: when dealing with Trump, as long as Trump gets what he wants in the end, nobody gets hurt #BlancheAG #DonaldTrump #Trump #JDVance #PeteHegseth #MarcoRubio #StephenMiller #MAGA #RepublicanParty #Republicans #GOP #ICE #2020ElectionFraud
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FinchHaven hachy @FinchHaven@hachyderm.io · Aug 07, 2026
Replying to @newsguyusa@flipboard.social
@newsguyusa@flipboard.social "Senator #LisaMurkowski (R-AK) became Friday morning the 2nd Republican to say she would oppose his nomination in a floor vote..." People, c'mon, pay attention Murkowski (R-AK) just played her little "no I won't" game with #Trump about two weeks ago over some new requirement that was going to cost North Slope native Alaskans a thousand dollars in travel expenses to go down to Anchorage to do something Sure enough, that got dropped and suddenly Murkowski (R-AK) magically became a "yes I will" Watch for it to happen all over again The only drama is in "What's her price?" Remember: when dealing with Trump, as long as Trump gets what he wants in the end, nobody gets hurt #BlancheAG #DonaldTrump #JDVance #PeteHegseth #MarcoRubio #StephenMiller #MAGA #RepublicanParty #Republicans #GOP #ICE
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Scary Austin @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social · Aug 02, 2026
Replying to @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
UPDATE: Bridge trolls in Rhode Island are celebrating "National Couch Cleaning Day" with banners, sidewalk chalk, and an inflatable couch. https://www.instagram.com/reels/Dbje_d1Ow-I/ #JDVance #50501movement
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Scary Austin @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social · Aug 02, 2026
Trump is obviously on borrowed time. Hatred of #JDVance may be what reunifies this country. WATCH all these spineless leeches find the gumption to fight back when it's Couchfuck McGee in charge. Oh, and happy birthday, JD Vance or whatever your name is. It's National Couch Cleaning Day! https://www.axios.com/2026/08/02/vance-wsj-trump-rubio-2028
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Scary Austin @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social · Aug 02, 2026
Today is National Couch Cleaning Day in the US! @CatsOnACouch, a JD Vance trolling account with over a million followers on other platforms, submitted a request to a company that proclaims internet national holidays. Clean your couch in JD Vance's "honor" because it is his birthday! #JDVance
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FinchHaven hachy @FinchHaven@hachyderm.io · Jul 31, 2026
Replying to @heidilifeldman@mastodon.social
@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social So No mention (that I've heard yet) of the #Trump #Motorcade down the length of the #ReflectingPool Is Trump going to hang his buddy the contractor out to dry, and pin it all on the contractor? Trump washes his hands of the entire event No surprise there #DonaldTrump #JDVance #PeteHegseth #MarcoRubio #StephenMiller #MAGA #RepublicanParty #Republicans #GOP
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Scary Austin @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social · Jul 29, 2026
I was not aware you could submit a request for a given day to be declared National [Whatever] Day in the US, but you can. And Amanda McGonigle did. She requested August 2, JD Vance's birthday, to be designated National Couch Cleaning Day. The request has been approved, so get ready to clean your couch in "honor" of our vice president. https://www.nationaldayarchives.com/register-national-day/ #JDVance
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FinchHaven sfba @FinchHaven@sfba.social · Jul 25, 2026
Replying to @newsguyusa@flipboard.social
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@newsguyusa@flipboard.social "CNN issued a statement halfway through President Trump's one-hour mostly insulting speech to the White House Correspondents' Association." I mean, have these idiots been paying no attention whatsoever? What did they expect? And these docile sheep are supposed to be #Journalists -- writing the #News the rest of us are supposed to be "informed" by What clowns #DonaldTrump #Trump #JDVance #PeteHegseth #MarcoRubio #StephenMiller #MAGA #RepublicanParty #Republicans #GOP #ICE #2020ElectionFraud #Tariffs #Traitors #Insanity
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FinchHaven sfba @FinchHaven@sfba.social · Jul 20, 2026

Why am I feeling such a massive cognitive disconnect about this:

@ AP: "Officials sought phone records of NYT journalists and their relatives in an effort to unmask sources"

@ NYT: "Trump Says New Air Force One Will Be Taken Out of Service to Be ‘Maxed Out’

The Qatari-donated plane has been under scrutiny over whether it is fitted with sufficient defensive capabilities to adequately protect a U.S. president and others traveling on it."

So

Exactly what scores and scores of people were saying was a real and present danger about the #Qatari747 gifted to #Trump was in fact a problem all along

And yet the Trump administration is trying to subpoena #NYTimes staffs' families to find out who talked about it with who

When everyone knew about the security issues in the first place

What am I missing here?

#DonaldTrump #Trump #JDVance #PeteHegseth #MarcoRubio #StephenMiller #MAGA #RepublicanParty #Republicans #GOP #ICE #2020ElectionFraud #Tariffs #Traitors #Insanity

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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk · Jul 21, 2026
Nothing to see here. Just the Vice-President who wears more slap than Widow Twankey getting the horn after watching an old man eat ice cream. #USPolitics #JDVance https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/jd-vance-joe-biden-ice-cream-suggestive-5HjddmF_2/
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Scary Austin @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social · Jul 20, 2026
#JDVance is so loathed, even the Secret Service agents are making jokes about him. https://www.queerty.com/jd-vance-is-now-getting-by-checks-notes-the-secret-service-20260716/
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Nonilex @Nonilex@masto.ai · Jul 19, 2026
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Michael ☕️ @mcpinson@mas.to · Jul 19, 2026
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Deutschlandfunk (inoffiziell) @deutschlandfunk@squeet.me · Jul 19, 2026
Der Philosoph Curtis Yarvin wünscht sich einen amerikanischen Autokraten. Seine autoritären Ideen treffen den Nerv der Zeit - und beeinflussen etwa J. D. Vance.#CurtisYarvin #USA #DonaldTrump #JDVance #PeterThiel Der neue Reaktionär - Curtis Yarvin und die Versuchung der smarten Tyrannei
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Scary Austin @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social · Jul 17, 2026
What. Have. I. Been. Saying. 🤣 Nobody has their fingers uneasily on the pulse of #MAGA chuds like the Never Trumpers. What they don't know about Republican messaging isn't worth knowing. Vance can't be Dear Leader. There isn't one anyway, but if there were one it sure AF wouldn't be Couchfuck McGee. https://www.rawstory.com/trump-voters-vance/ #JDVance
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Scary Austin @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social · Jul 17, 2026
#JDVance just actually said the way Joe Biden eats ice cream is "suggestive." He gets horny watching Uncle Joe eat an ice cream cone and we're supposed to believe this guy doesn't fuck the furniture. Why.
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Aftonbladet @aftonbladet@friendica.helvetet.eu · Jul 16, 2026
Regeringen misskötte släppet av Epstein-filerna. Det medger USA:s vicepresident JD Vance. – Men tror jag att anledningen var för att dölja något? Nej, säger han i ”The Joe Rogan Experience”.#jdvance #joerogan #jeffreyepstein JD Vance erkänner: ”Vi misskötte publiceringen av Epstein-filerna”
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