#housepixies

da washing machine finished doing da doings waited & waited no #HousePixies appeared waited & waited some more, also sighed deeply no house-pixies appeared sighed again, slithered me way to da laundry to unload, slithered to bathroom to do all the hangings of the wetties on da laundry drying rack sighed again for good measure no house-pixies appeared they're so cunning, testing my faith this way, but i shall remain a believer i am not daunted my coefficient of daunt is zero despite the absolute total absence of any objective evidence of their existence ever i have faith, & i believe so... ...where's me tax exemption? where's me invite to influence govt policy? #Atheism #fsckALLreligion #FsckChristoFacists #FsckSkyfairyDelusionists #FsckRWNJs #FsckThePatriarchy 🖕 #Feminism #FreedomFromReligion #RemoveALLReligiousTaxPreferencesFromALLAspectsOfSociety #religion

given as usual those irresponsible #housepixies were totes MIA, i unloaded the frontloader meself n hung up all the wet washing. to celebrate the end of this naturally boring job i made a spontaneous mugga, without even seeking authorisation from head office! waiting for the kettle, amazingly the fridge door somehow opened & one of those mini turkish delights made an egress, in so doing & via forces unknown to physics shed its wrapper so fast it made a small sonic boom. at this i was ofc gobsmacked, which was the wrong response coz then the little bugger jumped clean into my open gobber, i mean, can you believe it? i most certainly hope there's no repeat of this scandalous misbehaviour later when the washing's dried -- ugh, simply doesn't bear even thinking about!