Special effects crew: DICK WOOD
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Got back from my absolutely-not-my-job P0 all-hands freak-out-and-shake-it-all-about on-call page just in time to see the last 5 seconds and the credit roll.
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Chekov's Holmes has entered the chat #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature #wrongfrogs #villageofthedamned1995
Won't his atoms become mixed up with his clothes now? And the towel on his head?
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LADY, HAVE YOU CONSIDERED LETTING THE BOY CATCH THE FLY, SINCE HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING?
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"UGH THIS CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE PISS"
"It's Italian sparkling wine, darling."
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"We can re-integrate champagne, but we still can't integrate our schools!"
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The cat exists in the upside down, now.
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Yes, it matters. Imagine sending a human through it, and suddenly they're the mirror image of themselves. Situs inversus. The chirality of all their molecules flipped. Anything you consume or attempt to breed with, incompatible with your weird-ass existence.
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If you rewrote this is a 5 page short story, Readers Digest would've rejected it as "pointless and silly."
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Wow, that wasn't just bad, it was egregious. It gave the finger to every precept of good cinema. The writing and direction was as bad as Manos, but with better production values (a low bar to step over)
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Time keeps on tickin tickin tickin
Into the fuuttuuuuuuuuuuuure
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I know why the civilization collapsed. An entire civilization enthralled with steampunk cannot survive.
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"It is the symbol of time common to all races."
"A pocket watch?"
"What? What the fuck is that? Of course not!"
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This could've been a short story.
This should've been a short story.
20 minutes of movie, tops. 30 pages of story, tops.
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Waking up from mindless dust
My brain is enormous
My planet rust
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how much exposition that doesn't move the story along are we going to be forced to endure?
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The power!
THE POWER!
- John Carradine
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