I am the journeyer from the valley of the dead Sega consoles. With the blessings of Sega Saturn, the gaming system of destruction, I am the Scout of Silence… Sailor Saturn.
just your silly local mess of a thing in its early 20s. may be referred to as "wolfyjade", "the flannel jade" (as i'm apparently known for wearing flannel shirts), "the awoo jade" (thanks to my fedi presence being relatively well-known, i guess) and "the ossi jade" (for living in the area of Germany I'd like to move away from lol). also known as ⛧-128293 in some circles. named itself "arson" before it was cool x3 too good at letting the magic smoke out of things. might occasionally
bark,
meow or
beep at you. might even be described as "a thirsty little LLM" /ref title shouldn't be taken too seriously :3 so-called CEO of Posting (I mean I posted so hard I got into trouble for it already x3) for the germans struggling to pronounce my name, it's /ˈdʒeɪd/
interests and hobbies include any form of public transport on rails (despite suffering with Deutsche Bahn), touching computers (maybe a little too much) and some occasional photography. in my free time, I made
floofPride, tinkered around with my dotfiles and made smaller contributions to
GoToSocial as well as the patchset running here. as is probably relatively obvious from some of my posts, I also travel around a lot. I'm also operating jaded systems, under which this instance also falls. haeckse since 05/2024, krautspace member since 06/2026. accidentally landed in the wiktionary twice. 🇵🇸 free palestine! when interacting: - don't automatically assume I'm fine with being virtually patted, hugged, complimented, etc etc., and don't be surprised if I cease communication with you altogether because of a lack of consent in that regard. do ask beforehand though! - follow requests are subject to a vibe check (tl;dr have your pronouns somewhere and ideally have a bio and some posts to look at too!), chances are much smaller to get accepted if you're from mastodon.social or chaos.social, and generally widely reduced if your whole life just consists of interacting in CCC circles. - in terms of pronouns, only it/its and she/her pronouns are accepted - referring to me using any other pronouns knowingly will result in a block. - and most importantly, do not be the reason why more stuff needs to be added to this section. some other accounts:sharkey alt: @jadecatgirl.cloud alt & failover: @jadegotosocial alt: @awoophotography: @bark (I loathe pixelfed btw lol)related accounts:markov bot: @virtualjadewolfyposting outside of fedi: https://t.me/wolfypostinginstance migration history:donotsta.re (rest in piss :p, signed up 2023/04/12)nightcity.bar (rest in peace, signed up 2023/07/31)crimew.gay (signed up 2023/09/13)femdom.solutions (rest in peace, database rot happened :( - signed up 2024/01/08)here! (signed up 2024/06/06 :3)
✧ i'm 17 ✧ i love computers and software and programming ✧ and i'm working on 30 projects at once always #noindex #noarchive [please don't follow if you're an adults only account, thx!]
Mad Scientist and Necromancer AuADHD creature of elemental internet collector of keysmashes Used to be called Foone, before the war
Burned out owner of a fully depreciated Ph.D. in computer science. Born in the US, still there, not proud of it. January 20, 2025 was our catastrophe. Because my instance is infosec.exchange: Bad Security Metrics Part 1 https://doi.org/10.1109/MITP.2018.011301733, Part 2 https://doi.org/10.1109/MITP.2018.021921653 Mostly sunny with a chance of cyber (presentation) https://doi.org/10.13140/RG.2.2.11165.72166 Posts that do not receive a number of faves or boosts go to the ash heap of history in 1 week.
unfortunately, i am cursed with the gift of thought. i plan on making that github's problem, if i can ever fucking finish anything.
Some middle-aged guy on the Internet. Seen a lot of it, occasionally regurgitating it, trying to be amusing and informative. Lurked Digg until v4. Commented on Reddit (same username) until it went full Musk. Was on kbin.social (dying/dead) and kbin.run (mysteriously vanished). Now here on fedia.io. Really hoping he hasn't brought the jinx with him. Other Adjectives: Neurodivergent; Nerd; Broken; British; Ally; Leftish
@thephd@pony.social if you allowed “auto x” for a default case, #define bar(X) _Generic(X, auto x: …) could become the least bad way to bind the expansion of a preprocessor macro to a variable inside a single expression
🎇 Somehow Is A C Expert ✨ Smooches Unicode-kun 💕 The C Standard Cannot Be Replaced And Will Never Be Destroyed. 🧟♀️ Pixel Art is Cool ✨ Banner by Wus (Reckless Moss), Avatar by Kiing Kiismet!
@fugueish@wandering.shop hmm yeah looks like clang hasn't gotten the memo yet. i can get this to work with gcc, but the standard doesn't allow type definitions in "underspecified" auto declarations, so i had to write
#define $Option(T) struct Option##T { T value; bool valid; }
#define $Some(T, v) ($Option(T)){ .value = v, .valid = true }
void printOption($Option(int) x) { ... }
int main() {
// can't use auto
$Option(int) o = $Some(int, 42);
printOption(o);
}
Music for life, software safety engineering for a living, for now. https://noncombatant.org/
[[[ To any NSA, CIA & FBI agents reading my profile; please consider ]]] [[[ whether defending the US Constitution against all enemies, ]]] [[[ foreign or domestic, requires you to follow Snowden's example. ]]] Free software extremist who enjoys freedom and posting ですぅ. Please don't confuse me with an "open source" supporter ですぅ. GNU+Jihad against proprietary and "open source" software ですぅぅぅぅぅぅ!!! ⓘ User is the leader of an international terrorist organization. ですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅ
[[[ To any NSA, CIA & FBI agents reading my profile; please consider ]]] [[[ whether defending the US Constitution against all enemies, ]]] [[[ foreign or domestic, requires you to follow Snowden's example. ]]] Free software extremist who enjoys freedom and posting ですぅ. Please don't confuse me with an "open source" supporter ですぅ. GNU+Jihad against proprietary and "open source" software ですぅぅぅぅぅぅ!!! ⓘ User is the leader of an international terrorist organization. ですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅですぅ