Impeach||GTFO

@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social bad as it is, that post is from May 2025.

@slashdottir@mastodon.online one of the biggest blockers I have on building a perfect society is that I need perfect people to go in it. Otherwise they start complaining and protesting that they aren't allowed to vandalize the place.

@slashdottir@mastodon.online I'm often tempted, but then I remember that nobody reads anything. The clowns who are in power now are there precisely because they didn't read anything, particularly the law or the constitution. None of it makes any difference.

In my country, we don't eat cat.

Enforce building codes not this Karen bullshit. https://www.pressherald.com/2026/07/29/how-an-ogunquit-familys-roosters-united-neighbors-and-became-a-symbol-for-autism-awareness/

When it comes to my bike, it's all physics, no woo-woo. Armored tires, thick tubes. Not gonna win any races unless all the others get holes in their tires.

How do people go to med school and then become anti-vaxxers? It should be impossible. It makes no sense. Medicine is over here. Anti-vaxxing is over there. Between them is a wide chasm that no motorcycle can jump over.

On the proper use of the COME FROM statement Suppose that some narcissistic asshole has started the following infinite loop: 1 Commit atrocity 2 Destroy something 3 All eyes on me 4 Go to 1 You fix it with a COME FROM statement: 5 Come from 1 6 Impeach 7 Convict 8 Remove from office 9 Transfer to ICC The necessary steps 6–9 are unreachable without COME FROM.

Latin Capital FFS ligature

Because of course they did. https://www.thedailybeast.com/senior-aide-of-kristi-noem-corey-lewandowski-deliberately-destroyed-court-evidence/

I'm sure Whiskey Pete appreciates the drunk old bum fight energy that POTUS is applying to Iran

Bat Boy was Patient Zero of Covid. Explains a lot, don't it?

RE: https://mastodon.social/@heyokyay/117332314524964069 This guy some kind of shill for the big love corporation. He already knew what answers he wanted before he asked the question.

Mamdani hasn't learned the technique of not being in frame smiling when someone is taking a picture of the evil one

They don't even let you choose between norovirus and hantavirus when you book a cruise. What a scam. Also, Google's autocomplete just now suggested "boobies" as a completion of "norov" and I have questions and concerns.

List of Dems who voted to table discussion of impeachment, abstained, or didn't show up https://this.needsfixin.net/2026/09/16/impeach-a-wall-of-shame-for-congressional-democrats/

Okay so, like, we invent a space backhoe, right? And we launch that into orbit, and that'll be our space weapon. We can knock out everybody's phone and internet and Starlink and whatever with the backhoe!

Hamas: sure we'll disarm as soon as Israel gets out and we see some reconstruction Israel: sure we'll get out as soon as Hamas is disarmed and no longer a threat Orange clownistan: WE HAVE A PEACE AGREEMENT WE ARE AWESOME

Do all binoculars have those floaty springy eyepieces now or is it only cheap ones?

Germany had enough evidence to ban the AfD but did not. The US had enough evidence to put Trump in prison but did not. France could have made MLP ineligible for office but did not. SMDH. They win because the government let them win.

If POTUS is bragging a Dulles reno, whose money is he spending on it?

Say what you will, there's nothing more Baltimore than the smell of a discarded Colt 45 bottle baking in the summer sun

@jef@mastodon.social it's the lettuce, man

US government [State Department] map of Africa mislabels every country 🤡 https://www.reuters.com/world/africa/us-government-map-africa-mislabels-every-country-global-conference-2026-07-30/

It has been 0️⃣ days since the last bus-plunges-into-ravine-killing-dozens event

Surprised to find that the prolific Emoji Kitchen has not yet made a clown-sauropod hybrid

US healthcare is now decided by a gang of fascists. The distance from hospitals capitulating on trans health and doctors refusing to vaccinate children anymore is extremely short. https://apnews.com/article/transgender-genderaffirming-hospitals-trump-justice-agreement-34faeeab4575b81160ae6531254584cb

Travel does broaden the mind, if only because you find out how much propaganda you've been force fed at home.

Lying liars. The illegal retaliation comes 100% of the time, and they just lie their asses off about it. Society needs to be protected from these devils. That is what prison is for.

So you mean to tell me that a firm calling itself "Situational Awareness" got blindsided by the AI downturn? Shocked I am

@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange where they were trying to give him superpowers to attack the West but it all went horribly wrong

OMG I have just witnessed the hilarity of auto generated subtitles in an English stream when the language switches to Spanish and the robot doesn't grasp what has happened. Holy hell. It wants *so bad* for there to be an English word, it'll take anything that sort of fits.

• You have a global address that leaks your MAC *

That seems bad. I'll put a 2 in use_tempaddr!

• Now you have two global addresses *

Why do you have to be like that, IPv6? Did I ask for fries with that? No, I did not.

Black Tot Day. Quoth Wikipedia: 31 July 1970 was the final day of the rum ration and it was poured as usual at 6 bells in the forenoon watch (11am) after the pipe of "up spirits". Some sailors wore black armbands, tots and rum tubs were "buried at sea" and, in one navy training camp, HMS Collingwood, the Royal Naval Electrical College at Fareham in Hampshire, there was a mock funeral procession complete with black coffin and accompanying drummers and piper. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rum_ration#Black_Tot_Day

The far right loves these images of huge swarms of migrants. They'll never stop rerunning them. But there's still no word on what caused this surge because there are only a few thousand people that the reporters could just ask if they were there. https://apnews.com/article/spain-ceuta-migration-66839d113f24ba80d08b36d2b337201c

Commentary on F24 last night observed that Trump is indeed the biggest threat to the security of every country, but EU members have learned that there is nothing to be gained by reacting or responding to his verbal threats. That no one listens to his blather anymore is small progress but progress nonetheless.

Sarcasm is no substitute for artillery.

Reuters adding to the rumors that the US ran out of missiles. https://www.reuters.com/world/us-has-used-virtually-all-its-long-range-precision-missiles-during-iran-war-2026-08-04/

Get a load of this. The orange clown is blaming Ukraine for the diesel shortage while the US is literally sinking oil tankers in the Strait of Hormuz. All those Republicans who have been posturing as the safe and reliable national security party for decades are saluting this stupid asshole Russian asset and going along with it. https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-war-drones-odesa-refinery-border-crossing-17bb6a0401abc3eaa7d4586150a41d7d

@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange that's the one

@Nonya_Bidniss@infosec.exchange anything that succeeds in making people jump, he keeps doing.

The less you use Windows, the longer the updates take, till you never use Windows because you don't have time to let the updates finish.

@slashdottir@mastodon.online Fascists think it's funny when Potus insults people.

Local American newsreader just breezily referred to the king of the UK as "Diana's ex-husband" and nothing more. A tiny flickering match of national pride rekindled in my heart. As long as we casually disrespect monarchy there is hope.

The costs of the Iran war and the continued damage in its aftermath should be taken from the Trump family and the members of Congress who allowed this war to happen.

I know this pattern. A saboteur fails to do their job, but also jealously prevents anyone else from doing it. https://apnews.com/article/trump-musk-xai-environment-citizen-lawsuits-a46d8e3f20d0500175fe2ee981998323