#corpo

- As part of wellness week, we are going to cover the importance of mindfulness and self care. - ...? Self care?? - Yes, u know! Taking breaks, checking in, being present! - Ohh. Hn. Okay. - Oh! Do u have a different way to look at self care, Elle? Please share! - .... - .......... - Nnnnope. #SelfCare #Corpo #Silly

Remember, u can do your part to make electric and water cheaper for everyone by summoning a Kaiju* to destroy all of the data centers near u!

Bonus, u get a Kaiju friend!

(I was gonna say "burn down" but someone might have taken that literally and tbh its too early and I'm too vegetarian for bacon at my stupid door.)

• • Don't accidentally summon eldritch gods. Kthx.

#DataCenter #Climate #ClimateChange #Corpo #Billionaire #ObviousJokes #AI #TechBro

Elle's reg reminder that treating corpos with respect and following their rules on quitting and notice isn't req. Would they give u two weeks warning? Pay u for not working? No? Then why tf would u give notice if u didn't want to? Why would u agree to no pay OT because "salary?" Fk that. Burn it all down. #corpo #capitalism