“What’s operation IMPRESSIVE CODENAME?”
“I can’t tell you that!”
“Of course you can, I have TOP SECRET clearance”
“Oh my sweet summer child, TOP SECRET is nowhere near the top secret clearance. There are all kinds of special code word clearances above that”
“Like what?”
“Well you’d need EUPHEMISTIC WARCRIME clearance before I could even show you the list of clearances”
“Well how do I get that?”
“I can’t tell you, the process is classified OBSCURE IN-JOKE”
“This is absurd, who makes up those rules?”
“It’s complicated. The NATIONAL OBFUSCATORY AGENCY is involved.”
“You made that up!”
“I assuredly did not. The PERIPHERALLY RELEVANT COUNTERINTELLIGENCE DIRECTORATE did that to conceal their own existence"
“The who?”
“Oh fuck, forget I said that, you aren’t cleared to know they exist without being read into the CONFLICTING BAILIWICK project”
“Screw this, let’s get lunch. I need a drink!”
“I’m not cleared for the food court.”
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