@johncarlosbaez My comment was partly tongue-in-cheek, but I did actually check the link. My dissertation was about galactic cosmic ray electrons. It was written in the mid-nineties and I'm pretty certain it doesn't exist in any digital format I generated, which would have been PostScript. I vaguely recall having to provide proof-ready paper copies that were sent off to a company (UMI Microform) to be converted to microfiche.
I can find it online, however. There is a company, ProQuest, that has a digital copy posted online that was made from scanning the UMI microfiche. It's a direct scan, so it not only has my copyright on the title page, but it also has a copyright statement from UMI saying "this version was created with permission of the copyright holder."