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For my 'agentic AI' loving colleagues (shivers), in preperation for April fools, I will sneak a .CLAUDE.md in to the git repository. I think I will instruct it to, anytime it asks permission, add the phrase "What would @yschaeff@fosstodon.org do?"
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@jelu@mastodon.social
@jelu@mastodon.social Yes! And it is surprisingly easy. Though it involves staying awake until 23:59 so it gets harder as you age.
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@RainofTerra@terra.incognita.net
@RainofTerra@terra.incognita.net Here. I updated Kernighan's law to 2026 for you.
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write 10 times as much code with your LLM as you normally would have, you have, by definition, not enough time to debug it.
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@aamurusko79@tech.lgbt
@aamurusko79@tech.lgbt This was done on an xtool as well. Not mine sadly, I don't think its in the price range I'm willing to pay for it. But so far it seems to be a really nice machine.
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@Aknorals@mastodon.social
@Aknorals@mastodon.social Actually, that was the first thing we tried. At some point we where able to scan it. But it 'expired'. ;)
You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
Dear Ethernet nerds, Last Sunday our Unify router went belly up at 04:00:00 exactly (no logs indicating something weird). But at the same time my 2 servers where unreachable and complaining about failing DNS resolution. Is it thinkable the Router was in such a deplorable state that it kept the (costumer grade) Switch busy?
STOP with what you are doing! I just made an _important_ scientific breakthrough.That bag of crisps that is still good but got soggy? Do not throw it away, but toss it in the oven for a couple of minutes. It will be as good as new. Or better than new! Warm+salty+fatty > cold+salty+fatty.
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@jelu@mastodon.social
@jelu@mastodon.social Sadly no police involvement. That would be the only thing making this night better!
One little girl asked me "is this even save?" to which I had to answer "very much not so! Want to push the button?" without skipping a beat she yelled "YES!"
So that's the story of how I adopted an extra kid. 😻
Every 11th of November kids go around the neighborhood with their lanterns to sing and collect candy. This year I'm fighting fire with fire. Every kid, and a dad or two, was allowed to pull the trigger. Never ran through the candy quite this fast!
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@b0rk@social.jvns.ca
@b0rk@social.jvns.ca Sounds like fun! Some years ago I wrote a DNS server for the ESP8266 microcontroller called ICBIND. Which did not have enough memory available to store the entire zone file and work out the compression pointers. I had to do some interesting hacks to serve my zone anyway. Loads of fun! https://github.com/yschaeff/ICantBelieveItsNotDNS