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@whatsjo@mstdn.social

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I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith.
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Joined November 04, 2022

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Jo @whatsjo@mstdn.social · Apr 27, 2023

Replying to @rpardee@mastodon.social

@rpardee@mastodon.social 😎

Jo @whatsjo@mstdn.social · Apr 26, 2023

twitter blue is like paying to lower the basketball hoop and forcing everyone to watch you still miss

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Jo @whatsjo@mstdn.social · Dec 24, 2022

me: popcorn button doesn’t work on the microwave him: what happened me: it’s still broccoli

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Jo @whatsjo@mstdn.social · Nov 21, 2022

me: *tries to open it with my teeth*

him: just double click the file

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Jo @whatsjo@mstdn.social · Nov 21, 2022

Replying to @JonBaker@mastodon.social

@JonBaker@mastodon.social 😭😭😭

Jo @whatsjo@mstdn.social · Nov 21, 2022

Replying to @Jyoti@mas.to

@Jyoti@mas.to *breakdances*

Jo @whatsjo@mstdn.social · Nov 21, 2022

me: my favorite color is green

internet: you're wrong and here's why

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