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You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.

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@tourist@lemmy.world in memes · 4d ago
They’re making fun of some of the most ardent civilian killers of all time.
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@tourist@lemmy.world · Apr 11, 2026
I could not trust myself with a firearm in an enclosed space for an indefinite period of time I'd fire the thing at the radio out of boredom and burst my eardrums
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@tourist@lemmy.world · Apr 11, 2026

Muddy waters here

From what I’ve gathered

  1. There may be photos being released soon, and her legal team is trying to preempt it by denying it.

idk how law works, but I don’t know what preempting it is meant to do


  1. there is supposedly a (plausibly deepfaked) image floating around the boomer side of the internet:

I haven’t seen it nor tried to find it. Last time I checked Facebook, I learned several horrific slurs for ethnic groups I did not even know existed


  1. Maybe, she finally caught wind of her name being mentioned alongside Epstein

I’ve met people who just check the news and/or the internet once per year, if ever


  1. Some other Trump administration political strategy

I’m legit not intelligent enough to understand nor recall the explanation there


Probably a legal thing. Photos/Documents may be releasing soon

If not, yeah…

Just more bizarre

Like if I announced:

“I did not rinse my unwashed genitals in the spahetti after I cooked it”

In the middle of a family dinner.

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@tourist@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · Apr 06, 2026
Won’t that be tough considering half the photos online look like this:
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@tourist@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · Apr 06, 2026
how do you get a 3D scan of his head
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@tourist@lemmy.world · Apr 04, 2026
are you saying my pp doesn't get dissolved by a hooha what's the point of sex then
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@tourist@lemmy.world · Apr 04, 2026
can lactobacalus grow in battery acid? i don't think these numbers are accurate
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@tourist@lemmy.world in technology · Mar 02, 2026
“It’s okay, because it’s Microsoft” is management’s response when I raise a concern at work. Heaven forbid you use an open source tool that isn’t on the software whitelist yet
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@tourist@lemmy.world · Jan 12, 2026
I normally don’t read usernames, so I got fucking brain fried trying to figure out what a Finjamin is Like, it looks like a word I should remember but it isn’t even a word
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@tourist@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · Dec 13, 2025
I wanted to see my recommendations :{ Not rooted, or flashing a custom ROM, so I can’t delete the play store. Also, my bank app wasn’t installing properly from Aurora. I don’t remember what the exact issue was, but it was too much of a hassle to figure out (or change banks) But that second profile idea is smart I should have done that
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@tourist@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · Dec 13, 2025
organic recommendations: apps for which I already have F-Droid equivalents installed sponsored recommendations: WE HAVE DETERMINED BY YOUR DIGITAL FINGERPRINT THAN YOU ARE A GOONER. PLEASE DOWNLOAD LITERAL MALWARE:
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@tourist@lemmy.world in asklemmy · Dec 10, 2025
Fortunately, I don’t think there’s a fraction of that specific kind of tension. My guess is 40-50 years from now, people will probably just call it Gqeberha or some other more catchy nickname.
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@tourist@lemmy.world in asklemmy · Dec 09, 2025
Come to think of it, I don’t hear about it as often as I probably should. Government officials, the news and people in other professional contexts call it Gqeberha, frequently struggling with the click sound, even when a “k” sound will suffice. Otherwise, I still hear people call it “P.E.” “Port Elizabeth” was still kind of a mouthful People I meet from the Eastern Cape just say they’re from “the Eastern Cape”, because unfortunately most people don’t know where Nxuba or Makhanda is. Hell, a lot of people think Gqeberha/P.E. is the capital city of the Eastern Cape. (Bhisho is the capital)
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@tourist@lemmy.world in asklemmy · Dec 08, 2025
Seeing Cape Town Stadium get renamed to DHL Stadium pissed me off so hard This might sound silly, but going to that stadium, I felt an indescribable sense of community with everyone who showed up to support whatever artist/band/sports team was there . So many people, with a shared interest, in one place. Since I live further out of Cape Town, I rarely get to experience that. That piss yellow logo DHL logo everywhere ruined the experience so fucking much. KINDLY REMEMBER YOUR GLOBAL CORPORATE OVERLORDS WHO ARE NOT SORRY FOR KEEPING TICKET PRICES HIGHER THAN THEY NEED TO BE. ALSO, FUCK YOU. REMEMBER TO GAMBLE.
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@tourist@lemmy.world · Dec 05, 2025

That’s awful. I’m sorry the local resources available to you are horrific. I’m sorry I sound like a fucking robot. I’m treading lightly. I’m not an expert. I don’t know what you or people reading this may be going through.

If the crisis line is going to send a psychopath with a gun to your home, do not ring that line.

There are international resources available that don’t dispatch armed units to your exact location. I haven’t used any of them, so I can’t vouch for them.

There is no one size fits all solution for a crisis. As I understand it, the main goal is just to get the person in crisis talking to another human being. Apparently that helps a lot.

It doesn’t have to be a crisis line. It could just be someone who might care.

Please go well, friend. I truly hope you have brighter days ahead.

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@tourist@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · Dec 04, 2025
Depending on how serious you are: Choose weed instead Or the crisis line. You probably already know where to find it. Help is available. You do not have to suffer alone. I love you homie.
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@tourist@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · Dec 04, 2025
man, imagine getting blackout the first time and it ends up in the NYT so fucked up what they did to this homie
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