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Who are you? Where's the regular nurse?

I'm not a warrior, I've just lost the memory of what happened last time, and all the numbers after 8 and the word for those flapping flying things that sit on power lines. People keep talking about Traumatic Brain Injury. I think that's my favourite punk band?

Using war on foreign soil to kill the firstborn? Hasn’t that been every US president?

Carol, who denied my requisition for pens? Huh.

I’ve worked with two people who were homeschooled. Both were smart, but well behind in their social development. And just very odd, off-putting people. When one of them wanted your attention, he’d just stand there silently waiting for you to notice him. Sometimes you’d turn around and there he was. The other proudly announced in a staff meeting that he was going to appear in a porn movie.

big deal out of nothing Yes, I realise what I did there. No, I’m not changing it.

As a tiny kitten, she was fascinated by the drawstring on my shorts. One day she launched herself at it, intending to kill the tiny prey creature, and found herself hanging from claws inserted into the vulnerable flesh underneath. Very important vulnerable flesh. I tried to scream, but couldn’t draw breath. My wife insists that I’m making a big deal out of nothing, but how could she understand? I felt that injury for weeks afterwards.

“Do not wash hands with boiling water” During my time there, two people broke the rule.

Since my background is in PC repair… my PC.

I understand the guilt but the way you’ve described it, you helped your dog pass over at the point where you’d no longer be capable of keeping her comfortable. Add me to the list of people who think you did the right thing.

Sometimes you need to rename something that was originally named after someone who became a national humiliation.

fart gun I got my nephews one of those! It disappeared after a week, but what a week.