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sluttymayo

@sluttymayo@jorts.horse
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now

shitposter and submarine thief/historian

comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy

beavergirl union lodge #716

professional endorsements:

"you're not broken, just weird" - my wife

"i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

1813 Followers
651 Following
50 Posts
Joined December 17, 2022
pronouns:
she/her
header image:
jort horse plushie on the deck gun of the uss cod submarine
pfp:
hellmann's slutty may-owo-nnaise jar
backup account for when jortsn't:
@sluttymayo@beige.party

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · 4d ago
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

jorts.horse

i suspect that 90% of the posts my friends share from bluesky etc that are like "omg what is this shirt i found at the thrift store" are plants and are just setting up for the "i 'remade' this design and you can get it here" link to follow, since "this is a replica of an out of print funny shirt rediscovered at the thrift" is more compelling than "buy this shirt i designed"

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · 4d ago
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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when the that you left for monday on friday and now it's monday when the

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · 4d ago
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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:bing: maritime signal flag juliet booty shorts ("this vessel is burning and has dangerous cargo, stay clear")

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · 4d ago
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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paul is stored in the malls

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · 5d ago
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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i looove a woman in uniform ☺️ (aldi cashiers)

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · 5d ago
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

jorts.horse

:bing: tuxedo tee shirt
:bing: black sweatpants
:bing: iron-on satin ribbon

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · 5d ago
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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maybe it's a skill issue, maybe i'm not cleaning everything well enough, but trying to assemble anything on regular perfboard is a miserable experience for me. stripboard is 9000 times less painful

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · 6d ago
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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oh shit. almost forgot to wish fedi a happy dave matthews band bus incident anniversary

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Jul 29, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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hbo stands for "haha boobies onscreen"

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Jul 29, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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yeag i like that tabletop game uhh floorhammer 9000 or whatever

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Jul 28, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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fart louderdale

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Jul 28, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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amazon dash button for piss

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Jul 28, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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animusic pride flag

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Jul 28, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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Replying to @catch56@kolektiva.social
@catch56@kolektiva.social welllll... i actually still have not clicked any of them, lol, so i still don't actually know!
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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Jul 28, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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holy shit yes. this is the one. this is the generic ai slop thumbnail that finally makes me want to watch an ebay live

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Jul 28, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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yeah the main character isn't named zelda, zelda is the princess. your guy is john zelda

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Jul 24, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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hi im lonk skwonker from the famous movie star works, did u know i am also joker batman
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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Jul 23, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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call 877-woims-now
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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Jul 22, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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there are extra posts on the fediverse only visible if you see it in imax
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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Jul 17, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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turns out an air cleaner or "air purifier" is like a special thing, it's not a regular cleaner , so apparently my double mop darth maul routine is actually just making a mess from the splash and not making the air cleaner. je ne say what
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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Jul 17, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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reverse engineering implies the existence of engineering
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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Jul 01, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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Replying to @HCBunny@beige.party
@HCBunny@beige.party the fucking is in the ass of the beholder, i think they say
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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Jun 30, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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i love when a lady has a fuckass haircut and i'm not kidding
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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Jun 26, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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apparently leonardo da vinci turned down American Psycho, Talented Mr. Ripley, and Star Wars in order to be in The Beach
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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Jun 25, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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Boosted by Furbland's Very Cool Account™ @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
mall petty and the blartbreakers
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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Jun 08, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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her name was lola, she was a goatherd
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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Jun 08, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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🎶 at the chupa chupacabrana 🎵
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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · May 11, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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opening up my big storage trunk labeled "normal stuff" and tossing aside all the rocket launchers and the original declaration of independence and my autographed d. b. cooper portrait and stuff, so i can lift up the false bottom and remove a notebook from the secret compartment: my list of suspects who i think might be the grungler

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · May 07, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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Replying to @dank@jorts.horse
@dank@jorts.horse @serverlessaoife@mastodon.social @telmii_poo@jorts.horse horses for courses and (brick) courses for (beaver) horses (help my wordplay is falling apart, somebody get me an editorial beaver)
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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · May 06, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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Replying to @noodlejetski@masto.ai
@noodlejetski @ifixcoinops my client is being weird and giving me guff about seeing the thread from jorts, but i got at it in the browser and it's a mashing good thread
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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · May 05, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

jorts.horse
Replying to @intransitivelie@beige.party
@intransitivelie mogging the 19th century cycling moralists with my drawstring skirt that goes zschoooop and suddenly is fluffy pants, doing wheelies on my silk inner tubed "safety" bicycle in the parking lot of victorian dollar general, zooming right past penny-farthingcels without ringing my bell, etc etc
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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · May 05, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · May 04, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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Replying to @mungus@jorts.horse
@mungus@jorts.horse orl3ans
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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · May 03, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

jorts.horse

why do woims
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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · May 03, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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keep honking, i'm smoking on that shit that combines joke formats rather artlessly

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · May 03, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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keep honking i'm flooding my ballast tanks

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · May 02, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

jorts.horse
Replying to @charette@mstdn.ca
@charette oh, don't act like you've never been riding along a little loosey goosey in the saddle and had to slam the brakes all of a sudden and had the bike drop out from under you
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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · May 02, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

jorts.horse

a "men's" bicycle typically has the top tube of the frame parallel to the ground, while a "women's" bicycle usually had a top tube that is slanted lower at the seat end, so a lady doesn't hit herself in the balls if she slides forward off the seat

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · May 02, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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hey :) me and my wife noticed you from across the wikipedia category: middle english songs mentioning goats farting page and really liked your six part polyphony

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · May 01, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · May 01, 2026
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@sluttymayo@jorts.horse

i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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jorts dot org. stranger together.

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Apr 29, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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infinite procedurally-generated small hudson valley towns

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Apr 26, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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we're hardly even Posting about it because this shit (everything) is so ass

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Apr 25, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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mfw there's italian language meta-discourse on the tl

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Apr 24, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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geese and desist

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Apr 24, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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what's good for the goose is not, it turns out, good for the inkjet printer

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Apr 24, 2026
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@sluttymayo@jorts.horse

i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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sonc! three hedgog

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Apr 23, 2026
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@sluttymayo@jorts.horse

i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Apr 22, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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talking to girls is hard. because of the ionosphere

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sluttymayo @sluttymayo@jorts.horse · Apr 20, 2026
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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now shitposter and submarine thief/historian comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy beavergirl union lodge #716 professional endorsements: "you're not broken, just weird" - my wife "i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

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"the onion" to acquire apple as tim cook steps down; tim heidecker to step up as new ceo. reuters

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