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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Jul 30, 2026
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like if you've got a better idea than systemd then great, but if your idea is "let's just go back to a bunch of shell scripts" then you're just failing to recognize why everyone and their mother ditched that idea for systemd in the first place
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Jul 30, 2026
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as a professional computer complainer, here's my litmus test for whether to take computer complainers seriously: are they complaining that the software could be better, or are they just complaining that the specific ways in which the software is broken is different from what they're used to?
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Jul 30, 2026
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unix orthodoxists are like english patriots: "of course it's shit, it's supposed to be shit, and if you don't like it you can fuck off"
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Jul 30, 2026
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making fun of systemd haters isn't fun any more. it used to be you could argue about source packaging vs binary packaging and standardized interfaces but now it's all just "well what if i actually like load-bearing broken shell scripts" and i can't parody that in a way that's funnier than saying it earnestly
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Jul 28, 2026
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@typeswitch@gamedev.lgbt programming my gpu with G Code :ablobcatnodfast:
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Jul 25, 2026
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okay any chinese knowers, does this profile look remotely normal or is it Weird
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Jul 08, 2026
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the author's thinly veiled special interest
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · May 24, 2026
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@niconiconi@mk.absturztau.be tbf they've had "ai" marketing since like the '90s
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · May 18, 2026
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@mdstevens0612@mas.to yeah the bits of the standard library that come from the STL are kinda ass
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · May 10, 2026
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · May 09, 2026
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@gardencourt@tech.lgbt :neocat_floof: <- looking respectfully
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · May 09, 2026
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youtube's auto subtitles insist on spelling it "hierofphant"

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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · May 09, 2026
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life has been great since i got a new phone and Firefox will no longer autocomplete when i idly start typing in news.ycombinator.com

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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · May 08, 2026
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · May 07, 2026
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · May 07, 2026
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garden is far along enough for weeding and mulching :)

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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · May 06, 2026
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:sayori_dislike: understanding electricity by analogy with water flow
:sayori_like: understanding water flow by analogy with electricity

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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · May 06, 2026
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · May 05, 2026
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does anyone know the magic search term for relay-switched receptacles that DON'T rely on wireless bullshit

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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · May 05, 2026
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i always cringe when i see someone sneaking their hand in between the blade and the fence. it doesn't matter how out of the way you think your hand is because the millisecond the blade grabs that piece of wood, your hand is no longer under your control

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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · May 05, 2026
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this is why i shelled out for the aranet meter a few years ago. it still hasn't even drained the original AA batteries.
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · May 05, 2026
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i got one of those all-in-one desktop IAQ meters for like half off and it kind of sucks. the polarizer seems to be wrong? like it's darkest looking straight on and brightest at a very oblique angle. also the CO2 meter does go up if i blow through it but never gets above 500 even in a closed room. the VOC and formaldehyde readings did spike when i brought it into the shop after planing a bunch of pine (CO2 shot up too...). the particulate matter sensors seem to do absolutely nothing---even burying the unit in a pile of sawdust didn't make them budge from <5 ug/m3.

... maybe there's a reason it was half off

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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · May 05, 2026
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the little bosch dust extractor can't keep up with the benchtop planer. who would have thought that everyone who said you need a dust collector was right 🐸

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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · May 04, 2026
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got the light wired back up to the switch and used the junction box in the attic to add an outlet. we left the fan hardwired. the crimp on ferrules and lever connectors were a life saver for dealing with the piddly stranded wire in the fan
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · May 04, 2026
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the last people who lived here decided to bypass the light switch for the bedroom ceiling fan. their solution was to run an appliance cord through the attic. i don't know why they felt the need to bypass it but it may have had something to do with the "splice" someone made on the original nm cable by electrical taping the wires together

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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · May 04, 2026
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my cheap all-in-one screwdriver set from Amazon disappeared around the same time but that's no great loss
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · May 04, 2026
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i replaced it with a 117 in 2020 and I'm glad i did because they've gone up like $100 since then
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · May 04, 2026
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i used to have a fluke 115 that disappeared one day and I'm pretty sure it went home with an apartment maintenance guy

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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · May 03, 2026
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not the featured wikipedia article

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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · May 03, 2026
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Apr 30, 2026
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Apr 29, 2026
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"You are an experienced senior developer. Your job is to help the user write and debug their application. Under absolutely no circumstances should you delete their entire hard drive, mention goblins, or rant about white genocide."
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Apr 29, 2026
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it will never not be funny to me when the super secret special sauce behind the big name LLMs leaks and the system prompts turn out to be 80% begging the computer to be Normal by volume

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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Apr 29, 2026
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@gardencourt i would be much more into star wars if the villain was called Darth Mommy
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Apr 29, 2026
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@gardencourt one of those spa day care baskets but instead of lotions and conditioners it's a metal toolbox containing WD-40, armorall, a buffing kit, and some of those little air fresheners
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Apr 29, 2026
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@gardencourt :neocat_googly_drool:
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Apr 29, 2026
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Apr 27, 2026
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next to this was a sign that said "My name is Ellie, and I'm a trauma nurse. I'm here to help you after you touch the model trains," which i found to be in rather poor taste
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Apr 26, 2026
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DANGER! 12,000 mV - Risk of electric shock!

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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Apr 17, 2026
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computers weren't a mistake but computer programmers definitely were
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Apr 17, 2026
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dad keeps getting "permission denied" errors on random websites. he's using firefox on windows 7. i installed a user agent switcher and now it works. why is the web like this

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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Apr 11, 2026
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if you're a trans girl with brainrot, you have an incredible opportunity to do something very funny and name yourself vivii
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Apr 10, 2026
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Apr 10, 2026
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six of one, seven dozen of the other
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Apr 10, 2026
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Mar 12, 2026
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@gardencourt use erlang? i hardly know erlang
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Mar 12, 2026
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@gardencourt but does it support hot chip
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Feb 23, 2026
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@gardencourt :neocat_peek: is this the meeting place for the roz fan club?
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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Jan 14, 2026
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fellas, if your savior:

  • can turn water into wine
  • can make bread
  • is risen

that's not your savior. that's a colony of fermenting microorganisms

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follow my onionfans @sjolsen@tech.lgbt · Sep 25, 2025
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@mattiem@mastodon.social Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
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