mastodon 4.6.8I make music when I can. I own too many synthesizers. I program C++ for money, but it's usually reasonably fun.
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I own a designer hoodie. Not a famous brand, but made by a rather pretentious German designer. The hoodie seemed overly expensive, but it looked good on me and the fabric was good quality. That convinced me to buy it.
The designer was so hyped about his invention of an additional pocket in the back of the hoodie. It seemed ridiculous. I thought it might also be unreliable. But honestly I've been shoving my phone in there all day and I absolutely love it.
At work, we are merely days away from someone opening GitHub PR #42069. Nice.
My phone is as powerful as like thousands of Apollo computers that brought astronauts to the moon but I can't set more than one egg timer at a time because of something called User Experience.
Guy on the train drinking coffee. From a regular ceramic coffee cup. No thermos. What?
Why does my neighborhood smell like roast beef?
Somebody told me that the US government renamed Lake Ontario to Lake America, and I didn't believe it because it's the most stupid, insensitive, and meaningless thing you could do. But it's real. And Google is happy to just capitulate and plop it in there.
I mostly hear European people saying "Canada is going to join the EU!" No, they were offered to join as a limited member, and I kind of expect Carney will decline today. While Canada seeks much more international cooperation and trade, their rhetoric against the US focuses a lot on independence, and tying Canada too closely to the EU doesn't quite fit that narrative. The EU is great, but the USA was great too, and it turned bad so quickly that Canada is too traumatized to date other countries so quickly.
I could be wrong, but don't get overly invested is all I'm saying.
Deutschland hat mehrere Rechtschreibungsreformen gehabt, um die Regeln von ß zu einfachen. Erklär mir dann...
Warum schreibt man "ich schließe ... ab" aber auch "ich schloss ... ab"?
I have a backpack I really like but the straps keep slipping down. I think the sliding buckle thing is just not appropriate material. It's metal.
How can I fix this? I can't replace the buckle because of the backpack's construction and my lack of skill. How can I hold the strap in place?
Just saw some Bored Apes for sale on a T-shirt for kids. Different brand name now. Extremely fungible.
To the folks suddenly being followed by a Nazi troll (which seems to be everyone), please report it to your mod, block the account, and if you're a mod yourself please block the instance.
Please REFRAIN from posting screenshots containing swastikas and Hitler salutes on my timeline thx.