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Sinjut

@sinjut@aus.social
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tofu enthusiast

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Joined April 14, 2022

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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · Jul 27, 2026
Sinjut
@sinjut@aus.social

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Go to gaol. Go directly to gaol.
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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · May 28, 2026
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@sinjut@aus.social

tofu enthusiast

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(in)c(r)easefire

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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · May 27, 2026
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@sinjut@aus.social

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I guess this is Flixtrain's way of saying they don't have air conditioning.

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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · May 18, 2026
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@sinjut@aus.social

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Wikipedia putting me in my place.

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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · May 14, 2026
Sinjut
@sinjut@aus.social

tofu enthusiast

aus.social

Today is father's day in Germany and what surprises many people is that it's not a day to get together and celebrate Dad, it's actually a day where dads get a free pass to go out and get blind drunk with other papas. A strip club near me even has signs up advertising their father's day event.

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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · May 13, 2026
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@sinjut@aus.social

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Chris Richardson, drink.

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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · May 11, 2026
Sinjut
@sinjut@aus.social

tofu enthusiast

aus.social
Replying to @drrimmer@aus.social
@drrimmer@aus.social 🎓📝😔👋
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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · May 11, 2026
Sinjut
@sinjut@aus.social

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aus.social

No doubt Starmer is toast but the BBC will have to do better than 'ministerial aides'! Has the Downing Street tea lady handed in her kettle yet?

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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · May 11, 2026
Sinjut
@sinjut@aus.social

tofu enthusiast

aus.social

:drake_dislike: an historic
:drake_like: a historic
:drake_like: an 'istoric

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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · May 11, 2026
Sinjut
@sinjut@aus.social

tofu enthusiast

aus.social

I've found the solution to the Champagne/sparkling wine labelling problem.

Simply add a drop of Champagne to each bottle of sparkling wine and hey presto you have a bottle of:

"with CHAMPAGNE"

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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · May 10, 2026
Sinjut
@sinjut@aus.social

tofu enthusiast

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Replying to @InsurgoFormica@aus.social
@InsurgoFormica@aus.social MW is a gun, so go Catherine!
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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · May 10, 2026
Sinjut
@sinjut@aus.social

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Replying to @InsurgoFormica@aus.social
@InsurgoFormica@aus.social Really?!
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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · May 10, 2026
Sinjut
@sinjut@aus.social

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aus.social

Not sure if it's getting attention in Australia but UK PM Keir Starmer may well be challenged for the top job by an MP (Catherine West) born in Mansfield, Victoria.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ_-glBiN4Q

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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · May 04, 2026
Sinjut
@sinjut@aus.social

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From the home of The Vegetarian Butcher - a ban on advertising meat.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9wejdekpwyo

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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · Apr 30, 2026
Sinjut
@sinjut@aus.social

tofu enthusiast

aus.social
Replying to @sinjut@aus.social
@tenkoman Years ago I was in Kaufland and there was a big sign above one checkout which advertised it was a sweet free checkout, intended for parents with their kids. When I went through the checkout it was a tunnel of cigarettes including LCD screens advertising the smokes. Australia is sick in the head from gambling. And Germany perhaps from tobacco.
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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · Apr 30, 2026
Sinjut
@sinjut@aus.social

tofu enthusiast

aus.social
Replying to @tenkoman@sueden.social
@tenkoman Even if you are *for* vapes (I'm not), nobody can excuse the mix of candy and vapes which are invariably candy flavoured. Blantant attempt to attract kids and it's happening all over the world.
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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · Apr 30, 2026
Sinjut
@sinjut@aus.social

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If ever an industry has lost its social licence - it's the vape industry. And in incredibly fast order. Amazing that only Australia has taken this scourge head on.

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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · Apr 28, 2026
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@sinjut@aus.social

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RIP corks in bottles.
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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · Apr 27, 2026
Sinjut
@sinjut@aus.social

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Replying to @omgubuntu@floss.social
@omgubuntu@floss.social Time for Mint to make LMDE the flagship distro me thinks.
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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · Apr 24, 2026
Sinjut
@sinjut@aus.social

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Replying to @fesshole@mastodon.social
@fesshole@mastodon.social Hennimore!!!!!!!!!
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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · Apr 24, 2026
Sinjut
@sinjut@aus.social

tofu enthusiast

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Died doing what he loved.
#karma
https://www.thedailybeast.com/elephants-trample-millionaire-in-big-game-hunt-gone-wrong/

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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · Apr 22, 2026
Sinjut
@sinjut@aus.social

tofu enthusiast

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Replying to @simonwilliamson@mastodon.world
@simonwilliamson@mastodon.world Just prude black and flirty pink I'm afraid!
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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · Apr 22, 2026
Sinjut
@sinjut@aus.social

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aus.social
Replying to @sinjut@aus.social
I've already picked up three hotties thanks to the Flirt Korb.
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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · Apr 22, 2026
Sinjut
@sinjut@aus.social

tofu enthusiast

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Presenting the "Flirt Korb" method of finding love. Simply pick up a pink basket to alert your neighbours, in the village you live in, to your availability. Definitely not a terrible idea...

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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · Apr 21, 2026
Sinjut
@sinjut@aus.social

tofu enthusiast

aus.social
Replying to @tenkoman@sueden.social
@tenkoman@sueden.social I rather suspect I'm the first person in 36 years to touch that mug who has set foot in Doodlay (local accent).
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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · Apr 21, 2026
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@sinjut@aus.social

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Found this random mug in the tearoom at work in Germany. The Black Country is world famous.

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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · Apr 20, 2026
Sinjut
@sinjut@aus.social

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Finally - the reckless conduct of Ventura bus drivers is getting the international attention it deserves.

https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/c80mn1jjyvno

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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · Apr 19, 2026
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@sinjut@aus.social

tofu enthusiast

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Who knew a porcelain cockatoo was a German sportsball clan's lucky charm?

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Oi, oi, oi.

https://www.reuters.com/sports/soccer/porcelain-cockatoo-steals-show-bayerns-title-celebrations-2026-04-19/

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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · Apr 18, 2026
Sinjut
@sinjut@aus.social

tofu enthusiast

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Replying to @pjf@cloudisland.nz
@pjf This is the best thing I have ever seen and I have seen some things.
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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · Apr 13, 2026
Sinjut
@sinjut@aus.social

tofu enthusiast

aus.social
Replying to @randahl@mastodon.social
@randahl@mastodon.social We used to have that functionality when I worked in retail in the 90s - it was known onomatopoeically as the "cha ching machine".
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Sinjut @sinjut@aus.social · Sep 11, 2023
Sinjut
@sinjut@aus.social

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aus.social
Replying to @burgerdrome@aus.social
@burgerdrome@aus.social Post of the year.
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