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Author of DEVIL, AIM FOR ME. Contributing writer on ENNIE award winners Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Wassailing of Claus Manor; Gauntlet writer for Public Access, Arkham Herald, Silt Verses, Planet Raygun, others | profile pic by Binglin Hu binglinhu.com
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Author of DEVIL, AIM FOR ME. Contributing writer on ENNIE award winners Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Wassailing of Claus Manor; Gauntlet writer for Public Access, Arkham Herald, Silt Verses, Planet Raygun, others | profile pic by Binglin Hu binglinhu.com
Learning truly awful stuff about carnival beverage history.
[from SECRETS OF THE SIDESHOWS by Joe Nickell]
Author of DEVIL, AIM FOR ME. Contributing writer on ENNIE award winners Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Wassailing of Claus Manor; Gauntlet writer for Public Access, Arkham Herald, Silt Verses, Planet Raygun, others | profile pic by Binglin Hu binglinhu.com
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoivgrES4UQ
HONK!
get outta here, ghost!
HONK!
get outta this house!
HONK!
Author of DEVIL, AIM FOR ME. Contributing writer on ENNIE award winners Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Wassailing of Claus Manor; Gauntlet writer for Public Access, Arkham Herald, Silt Verses, Planet Raygun, others | profile pic by Binglin Hu binglinhu.com
Put my RPG project down for a few months and I guess the batteries have refilled, because I just jotted down six ideas for Sideshows (an Unscene-like component of my Carved from Brindlewood game, Step Right Up, set in a traveling carnival in 1930s Dust Bowl Oklahoma.)
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Asking the hostage negotiator "What'cha thinking?" and "Are you mad at me?" before insisting they hang up first.
Author of DEVIL, AIM FOR ME. Contributing writer on ENNIE award winners Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Wassailing of Claus Manor; Gauntlet writer for Public Access, Arkham Herald, Silt Verses, Planet Raygun, others | profile pic by Binglin Hu binglinhu.com
LOST DOG* poster, asterisk says "spiritually lost"
Dog catcher wearing a priest's collar, cornering the dog with a Eucharist extended. "Easy boy."
Heaven's full of bones. Hell's full of bones. How can any dog choose?
Author of DEVIL, AIM FOR ME. Contributing writer on ENNIE award winners Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Wassailing of Claus Manor; Gauntlet writer for Public Access, Arkham Herald, Silt Verses, Planet Raygun, others | profile pic by Binglin Hu binglinhu.com
Somehow I'm supposed to put in a work day, then go out and be social tonight, even though I could be watching the infamous ninja movie that features a ninja leader taking a call on a Garfield phone.
Author of DEVIL, AIM FOR ME. Contributing writer on ENNIE award winners Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Wassailing of Claus Manor; Gauntlet writer for Public Access, Arkham Herald, Silt Verses, Planet Raygun, others | profile pic by Binglin Hu binglinhu.com
Yesterday was 21 years married and we celebrated in the expected manner: walked around our neighborhood and found every restaurant already full to the gills with Mothers Day diners, got take-out sushi instead and watched an Indonesian ghost-revenge horror movie.
Year 1 - paper
Year 2 - cotton
Year 3 - leather
Year 4 - fruit & flowers
Year 5 - wood
[...]
Year 21 - sushi and Indonesian ghost
Author of DEVIL, AIM FOR ME. Contributing writer on ENNIE award winners Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Wassailing of Claus Manor; Gauntlet writer for Public Access, Arkham Herald, Silt Verses, Planet Raygun, others | profile pic by Binglin Hu binglinhu.com
Used to feel pretty plugged in about politics, but I've got to vote for governor soon and my strongest opinions are:
• not the guy who texted me all the time asking for $5
• I don't trust the rich
We'll see which dot gets filled in, I guess.
Author of DEVIL, AIM FOR ME. Contributing writer on ENNIE award winners Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Wassailing of Claus Manor; Gauntlet writer for Public Access, Arkham Herald, Silt Verses, Planet Raygun, others | profile pic by Binglin Hu binglinhu.com
only 80s kids remember being lured out of town by the piper's melodies because our parents wouldn't pay for ratcatching and we turned out fine
Author of DEVIL, AIM FOR ME. Contributing writer on ENNIE award winners Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Wassailing of Claus Manor; Gauntlet writer for Public Access, Arkham Herald, Silt Verses, Planet Raygun, others | profile pic by Binglin Hu binglinhu.com
imagine having "has wings" as your superpower
your buddy can blast holes in concrete and you get to sleep on your stomach
demons land on Earth and you have to be, like, "I hope they don't like it if someone flies around them"
Author of DEVIL, AIM FOR ME. Contributing writer on ENNIE award winners Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Wassailing of Claus Manor; Gauntlet writer for Public Access, Arkham Herald, Silt Verses, Planet Raygun, others | profile pic by Binglin Hu binglinhu.com
Author of DEVIL, AIM FOR ME. Contributing writer on ENNIE award winners Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Wassailing of Claus Manor; Gauntlet writer for Public Access, Arkham Herald, Silt Verses, Planet Raygun, others | profile pic by Binglin Hu binglinhu.com
workers of the world, unite!
form a big ball and roll around!
about half of you, face outward so you can bite whatever you roll over!
Author of DEVIL, AIM FOR ME. Contributing writer on ENNIE award winners Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Wassailing of Claus Manor; Gauntlet writer for Public Access, Arkham Herald, Silt Verses, Planet Raygun, others | profile pic by Binglin Hu binglinhu.com
Author of DEVIL, AIM FOR ME. Contributing writer on ENNIE award winners Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Wassailing of Claus Manor; Gauntlet writer for Public Access, Arkham Herald, Silt Verses, Planet Raygun, others | profile pic by Binglin Hu binglinhu.com
After a long local blackout, I finally bought myself a handcrank/solar-powered radio, which won't replace missing electricity, but ... I dunno, it felt like I was doing something responsible.
But lately I've just been turning it on to listen to the local college radio station and rediscover the joys of letting a human pick what I'm listening to next.
The DJ just now said their favorite music was "muzak" and queued up some bossa nova. Tidal can't deliver that kinda delight.
"Muzak"
Author of DEVIL, AIM FOR ME. Contributing writer on ENNIE award winners Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Wassailing of Claus Manor; Gauntlet writer for Public Access, Arkham Herald, Silt Verses, Planet Raygun, others | profile pic by Binglin Hu binglinhu.com
Author of DEVIL, AIM FOR ME. Contributing writer on ENNIE award winners Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Wassailing of Claus Manor; Gauntlet writer for Public Access, Arkham Herald, Silt Verses, Planet Raygun, others | profile pic by Binglin Hu binglinhu.com
Author of DEVIL, AIM FOR ME. Contributing writer on ENNIE award winners Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Wassailing of Claus Manor; Gauntlet writer for Public Access, Arkham Herald, Silt Verses, Planet Raygun, others | profile pic by Binglin Hu binglinhu.com
Author of DEVIL, AIM FOR ME. Contributing writer on ENNIE award winners Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Wassailing of Claus Manor; Gauntlet writer for Public Access, Arkham Herald, Silt Verses, Planet Raygun, others | profile pic by Binglin Hu binglinhu.com
Tomorrow I'm turning 50 years old.
That's so old that once, when I was a child, I couldn't remember who played David Banner on the Incredible Hulk TV show, so my parents told me to call the library and ask for the reference desk.
The librarian who took the call said "Wasn't it Bill Bixby?" without even having to look a thing up.
So yeah, "the internet" has always been with us, it just used to be other people. I guess it still kinda is. But it used to be, too.
Author of DEVIL, AIM FOR ME. Contributing writer on ENNIE award winners Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Wassailing of Claus Manor; Gauntlet writer for Public Access, Arkham Herald, Silt Verses, Planet Raygun, others | profile pic by Binglin Hu binglinhu.com
Only a few days left on this collection of Trophy Dark and Trophy Gold incursions I'm contributing to.
The pitch is: they're designed for one-shots. Want to dip your toes into the game, or bring it to a con?
All scenarios are reduced to 3 rings (Dark) or 3 sets (Gold).
Author of DEVIL, AIM FOR ME. Contributing writer on ENNIE award winners Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Wassailing of Claus Manor; Gauntlet writer for Public Access, Arkham Herald, Silt Verses, Planet Raygun, others | profile pic by Binglin Hu binglinhu.com
Author of DEVIL, AIM FOR ME. Contributing writer on ENNIE award winners Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Wassailing of Claus Manor; Gauntlet writer for Public Access, Arkham Herald, Silt Verses, Planet Raygun, others | profile pic by Binglin Hu binglinhu.com
Author of DEVIL, AIM FOR ME. Contributing writer on ENNIE award winners Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Wassailing of Claus Manor; Gauntlet writer for Public Access, Arkham Herald, Silt Verses, Planet Raygun, others | profile pic by Binglin Hu binglinhu.com
it's bandcamp friday, where all the bands go out and set up little tents in the woods
and the bass player kicks their map into the river
and a guitarist disappears, but later they find his tongue, I think
Author of DEVIL, AIM FOR ME. Contributing writer on ENNIE award winners Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Wassailing of Claus Manor; Gauntlet writer for Public Access, Arkham Herald, Silt Verses, Planet Raygun, others | profile pic by Binglin Hu binglinhu.com
Want to feel sad?
You never know which invitation to go rob a tomb will be your last one. You'll just look around at your life and say "boy, it sure has been awhile, hasn't it, since I've had grave dirt under my fingernails and the tomb guardians' curses upon my bones."
Enjoy it while you can!
Author of DEVIL, AIM FOR ME. Contributing writer on ENNIE award winners Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Wassailing of Claus Manor; Gauntlet writer for Public Access, Arkham Herald, Silt Verses, Planet Raygun, others | profile pic by Binglin Hu binglinhu.com
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actually, you're bricked in, why did you click that button, you FOOL
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