R Tyler Croy 🦀

I love that somebody decided to use this copy for when a build has never had a successful run

I spent about a decade working on #jenkinsci and let me tell you: it is wild that the CI service from a literal trillion dollar company has shittier security in 2026 than Jenkins.

In case it's not clear why Amazon wins at retail, to use this third party site:

* I had to create a new account
* Answered at least 90s of captchas
* Had to enter billing information twice

It's been at least five minutes just trying to buy a damn jersey

"This is the 30-day notice regarding upcoming program changes that will take
effect on April 10th, 2026."

Did AI do your math for you?

I have been thinking of what "private" open source projects might look like.

How do we build a safe space from AI crawlers and slop farmers while preserving what makes free and open source so powerful?

https://brokenco.de/2026/04/01/private-open-source.html

I'm just lucky I guess

"A free crate registry for the Rust programming language."

huh

Really appreciated seeing @SeanCasten@mastodon.social on Bloomberg the evening 👋

As usual, clearly presenting the facts about Johnson and Trump's lies and maneuvering

I have a different fediverse account ready to move at @rtyler@buoyantdata.social but the lack of a clean path for migration of post history is really cramping my style

this 50+ reply slack thread should have been a meeting

@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk "you promise?"

In the final hours of 2025, I am pleased to share that @deltalakeoss@social.lfx.dev for #rustlang 0.30.0 has been released

I also published an updated deltalake #Python package 1.3.0

https://github.com/delta-io/delta-rs/releases/tag/rust-v0.30.0

@thejcannon When capacity planning it is important to use the most impactful metrics possible to avoid over-provisioning. For example, yes births have increased but do we know whether that results in a proportional growth in "who has been nice" versus who has been "naughty?"

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Building a website in 2005: "here are a list of tips to help crawlers index your website" 2025: 'here are a list of tips to help avoid crawlers indexing your website"