realgreendress

I have no intention of using ai but I don't know how else to determine if Star Trek invented mpreg

Don't estimate me.

You want to be an engineer?
Then why am I putting together the ikea dresser?

The restaurant I went to had all gender bathrooms, but they were single occupancy so I couldn't make it weird.

I just Denethor'd all over my shirt

Another trip dropping of stray animals at Nebius AI site.

It's the only thing Independence city government cares about so maybe something will be done.

Just explained what 'streaking' is to my 11 yr old.
In other news, my 11yr old has started a bucket list.

Sorry I couldn't finish your rhythym mini game. I don't know the breeds of buttons

"You can't just agree with me. You have to say, 'you were right; I was wrong.'"

Every Star Trek must have a character everyone hates. If a series lacks one; they just add Worf to it.

Anyone else wondering why RFK jr sounds like Trump looks?

Internet people- I don't want to rely on meds. It's so unnatural.

Me, at the doctor- is there a pill for this or do I actually have to work on it?

Have you tried AI?
It's worse at your job than you are

quote of the night: then we will just have chains; for normal reasons

Got takis extreme lime. Now I need a shot of tequila to wash them down

White people can't do black face. It's absolutely racist.

Try white face.
Be a mime and shut the hell up.

If you say something; see something

The inventor of bacon donuts had a very specific clientele in mind

"An apple a day, keeps the doctor away"

Snow White- FuuuckKk

Heading to the car wash before I do my taxes because I just found out there is a clean vehicle credit