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Darwin Woodka
@darwinwoodka@mastodon.social ·May 01
@Bioalchemy13
I always liked the Scrubs one:
"Bastard coated bastard with bastard filling"
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Angua :celeste_hearts_disability_pride:
@AnguaDelphine@mk.absturztau.be ·May 01
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Oh wow I am SOOO using that!
So maybe we should mark his day of departure as "Spherical Bastards Day" as he was a Valentine's baby?
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Corinna (versiffte Göre)
@Nephele@rollenspiel.social ·May 01
@Bioalchemy13 Friedrich #Merz is one of those.
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Big George
@BigG@mastodon.africa ·May 01
@Bioalchemy13 spherical bastard. I know some people i can use that on....
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Fritz Adalis
@FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange ·May 01
@Bioalchemy13 @nuintari
Nothing better than a spherical bastard in a vacuum.
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The Psychotic Network Ferret
@nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe ·May 01
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@FritzAdalis @Bioalchemy13 Can we send the spherical bastard to Mars already?
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Fritz Adalis
@FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange ·May 01
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@nuintari @Bioalchemy13
Just put him back in his car.
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Raymond Russell
@raymierussell@mastodon.scot ·May 01
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"Spherical Bastard" sounds like the cousin of the phrase "Fractal wrongness" - where someone is wrong about something at all resolutions.
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Szescstopni
@Szescstopni@circumstances.run ·May 01
@Bioalchemy13 @b_age Had to fact-check. Beautiful. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_Zwicky#Personal_life
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Return of Aadmaa
@aadmaa2@mathstodon.xyz ·May 01
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@Szescstopni @Bioalchemy13 @b_age That was interesting. But looks like Fritz was a bastard himself seen from one angle at least.
"On 18 October 1947, Zwicky married Anna Margaritha Zürcher (1929–2012) in Switzerland"
This guy was 49 and married a teenager...?
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tuban_muzuru
@tuban_muzuru@beige.party ·May 01
@Bioalchemy13
Someone said "Postulate a spherical chicken"
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MokhtarStork
@MokhtarStork@zirk.us ·May 01
@Bioalchemy13 I read his research and found it interesting. However, I could not find the term "spherical bastard"?
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The Psychotic Network Ferret
@nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe ·May 01
@Bioalchemy13 Q) Can you use it in a sentence?
A) Yes, Elon Musk is a spherical bastard.
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yak
@yakmacker@society.kalli.st ·May 01
@Bioalchemy13 "that guys a homogenous space of bastardry"
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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe
@fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk ·May 01
@Bioalchemy13 consider a spherical c̶o̶w̶ bastard…
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Mx. Eddie R
@silvermoon82@wandering.shop ·May 01
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It's a very relevant term these days!
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Gremlin
@cazfan@kinkycats.org ·May 01
@Bioalchemy13 I regret having met at least two of these. At least one got a boost toward escape velocity from me.
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Alex, Dedicated Bit Respecter
@WizardOfDocs@wandering.shop ·May 01
@Bioalchemy13 unfortunately, describing anyone as spherical sounds to me like punching down at fat people
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Noodlemaz
@noodlemaz@mstdn.games ·May 03
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@WizardOfDocs @Bioalchemy13 there's no indication of the size of the sphere. You can have a marble sphere.
The point is its samenes from whatever angle. That's not the case with a big person.
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ferricoxide
@ferricoxide@blahaj.zone ·May 01
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Just thought it was a PCish way to say "fat bastard"?
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Bioalchemy13 🇺🇸🇺🇦
@Bioalchemy13@mastodon.sdf.org ·May 26
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@ferricoxide@blahaj.zone He could have said n-dimensional bastard. Everyone looks skinny when viewed from a higher dimension.
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Michael Busch
@michael_w_busch@mastodon.online ·May 01
@Bioalchemy13 @nyrath
Unfortunately, Zwicky himself was infamously appalling.
To the point that people I met at Caltech more than 30 years after he died still related how they did not like having had to deal with him.
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jfroehlich
@jfroehlich@mastodon.social ·May 02
@Bioalchemy13 is spherical asshole a term, too? Someone spreading shit in any direction?
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Pete Bleackley
@PeteBleackley@wandering.shop ·May 02
@Bioalchemy13 I'd heard that the phrase was coined not by him, but about him.
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PH7831
@PH7831@pouet.chapril.org ·May 02
@Bioalchemy13 I personally would use "isomorphic bastard" !
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Martin Owens
@doctormo@floss.social ·May 02
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@PH7831 @Bioalchemy13
I was thinking "Isotropic Bastard"
I suppose it depends if you think bastardry is a property or a surface feature.
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PH7831
@PH7831@pouet.chapril.org ·May 02
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@doctormo @Bioalchemy13 I always use a surface representation to make drawings of what isomorphic or isotropic means !
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Irenerd 🐌
@irenerd@col.social ·May 02
@Bioalchemy13 @mgiraldo jajajajajajajja
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Noodlemaz
@noodlemaz@mstdn.games ·May 03
@Bioalchemy13 Simon Singh always reminded us of this in his talks..!
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