peptostate

The left needs to grow up and realize they will never build the big-tent coalition they need if they keep replying to my posts and saying "shut the fuck up!"

If Space Jam was made today: "Hey everybody, it's May 7th 2026, and now there is Space Jam."

When Mastodon implements monetized bluecheck posts, I will make my fortune by copy/pasting dril tweets and adding 🤣😂 emojis.

Furious that they're deviating from the source material in the movie adaptation of my favorite videogame franchise: "The Children's Game For Little Babies"

i banned my cousin from my discord because he punched me in the nose during a 2018 thanksgiving debate about hillary clinton, but IDK, should I invite him back? it feels like I should debate this question endlessly for much longer...

Getting more fit and healthy by purchasing "pushup offset credits"

When you search for it, you can find excellent cinema on youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqAfan20GZY

Me, tweeting a Seedance AI video of my estranged wife and kids returning to me: "Hollywood is fucked!"

Raising 3 kids
Working 9 hour days as a business entrepreneur
Lead singer of my band "The Swaggers."

And still I have found the time to study and master the blade of the samurai. What's your excuse?

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me, shaking my dang head, taking in all the details of this son-of-a-gun universe: "Jorts dot horse man. Jorts dot horse."