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paranoiq

@paranoiq@witter.cz
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eating parsers for breakfast

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Joined November 08, 2022

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paranoiq @paranoiq@witter.cz · May 09, 2026
paranoiq
@paranoiq@witter.cz

eating parsers for breakfast

witter.cz
Replying to @kitkat_blue@mastodon.social
@kitkat_blue@mastodon.social @andrewrk@mastodon.social btw, the land was very much touched and occupied at the moment
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paranoiq @paranoiq@witter.cz · Apr 02, 2026
paranoiq
@paranoiq@witter.cz

eating parsers for breakfast

witter.cz
Replying to @OndrejMirtes@phpc.social
@OndrejMirtes@phpc.social btw, not related to PHP, but if you watch e.g. talks from Software You Can Love conferece, there is currently ongoing wave of negative sentiment (aka hate : ]) against OOP and "clean code" principles in low-level/systems programming
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paranoiq @paranoiq@witter.cz · Apr 02, 2026
paranoiq
@paranoiq@witter.cz

eating parsers for breakfast

witter.cz
Replying to @OndrejMirtes@phpc.social
@OndrejMirtes@phpc.social @alexkaessner@mas.to any product created by people who want to use it, will eventually get better than product created by people who want to sell it (or sell the user). it may be slow, but its ineviable
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paranoiq @paranoiq@witter.cz · Feb 18, 2026
paranoiq
@paranoiq@witter.cz

eating parsers for breakfast

witter.cz
Replying to @flowcontrol@phpc.social
@flowcontrol@phpc.social sleap() returns earlier, if interrupted with a signal. you need to handle signals and call sleap again with the rest of planned sleap interval
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paranoiq @paranoiq@witter.cz · Nov 21, 2025
paranoiq
@paranoiq@witter.cz

eating parsers for breakfast

witter.cz
Replying to @timbray@cosocial.ca
@timbray@cosocial.ca i have seen a GET with a body in the wild years ago. i did not realize it was not in the spec. twas probably some PHP backend vs JS frontend
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paranoiq @paranoiq@witter.cz · May 23, 2025
paranoiq
@paranoiq@witter.cz

eating parsers for breakfast

witter.cz
Replying to @andrewrk@mastodon.social
@andrewrk i feel like humanity is in the late 20 and many terrible mistakes has already been done. but we do not know if they are permanent yet
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