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Nolan
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~~~ all the toots that's fit to awoo ~~~
I also have an admin alt, don't tell anybody: @nolan@toot.cafe
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Joined April 02, 2017
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My nomination for best toot of 2017 goes to this one by @jk@mastodon.social: @jk@mastodon.social
tbh I would pay for a soundtrack of AGDQ filler music. Hydrocity Zone, Techno de Chocobo, Lon Lon Ranch… they have good taste.
@007@mastodon.cloud there's a toot from @jk@mastodon.social about a microwave shouting "eggs! eggs! eggs!" which is my nomination for best joke of 2017
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@deadsuperhero@social.nasqueron.org
@deadsuperhero@social.nasqueron.org my mom literally has a shirt that says "woke af". this is not a joke
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@lolkat@mastodon.social
@lolkat@mastodon.social hell yeah check out her alt on satanic.bikerladi.es, she decided to get both
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@nolan@mastodon.social
do ya get it, my mom is actually pretty computer-savvy you chauvinist clods. also she likes to fukken blaze it
mom: hey son I joined this new Mastodon thing
me: oh shit mom, I coulda helped you find a server, which one did you choose?
mom: well I liked the privacy policy on satanic.bikerladi.es but then communist.blaze.party had the shortest ping latency so