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:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston

@ned@tech.lgbt
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Pro DM, independent nondenominational pastor, and victim of the gig economy. I'm disabled, epileptic, have IBS, and gout. I ride a #bicycle, an #ebike, as my daily "A to B." I speak English and sign #ASL. I'm learning Biblical #Hebrew and working on an original translation of the #Bible. I'm #nonbinary / #agender. If you understand my religious and cultural context, I'm a #eunuch (third gender).

Support my translation work:
☕ https://ko-fi.com/wltbible
📖 https://bible.nedhairston.com

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Joined February 10, 2023
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:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston @ned@tech.lgbt · Jul 30, 2026
:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston
@ned@tech.lgbt

Pro DM, independent nondenominational pastor, and victim of the gig economy. I'm disabled, epileptic, have IBS, and gout. I ride a #bicycle, an #ebike, as my daily "A to B." I speak English and sign #ASL. I'm learning Biblical #Hebrew and working on an original translation of the #Bible. I'm #nonbinary / #agender. If you understand my religious and cultural context, I'm a #eunuch (third gender). Support my translation work: ☕ https://ko-fi.com/wltbible 📖 https://bible.nedhairston.com Post auto-delete set to one month.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @RealJournalism@mastodon.social
@RealJournalism@mastodon.social 🐸⚠️ Remember kids, don't swim in the canals! It wasn't safe even before the power lines were added!
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:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston @ned@tech.lgbt · Jun 17, 2026
:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston
@ned@tech.lgbt

Pro DM, independent nondenominational pastor, and victim of the gig economy. I'm disabled, epileptic, have IBS, and gout. I ride a #bicycle, an #ebike, as my daily "A to B." I speak English and sign #ASL. I'm learning Biblical #Hebrew and working on an original translation of the #Bible. I'm #nonbinary / #agender. If you understand my religious and cultural context, I'm a #eunuch (third gender). Support my translation work: ☕ https://ko-fi.com/wltbible 📖 https://bible.nedhairston.com Post auto-delete set to one month.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @Lippe@mastodon.social
@Lippe@mastodon.social @i0null@infosec.exchange That's more effort than I go to. I have a whole series of ~/Downloads/New Folder...
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:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston @ned@tech.lgbt · May 14, 2026
:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston
@ned@tech.lgbt

Pro DM, independent nondenominational pastor, and victim of the gig economy. I'm disabled, epileptic, have IBS, and gout. I ride a #bicycle, an #ebike, as my daily "A to B." I speak English and sign #ASL. I'm learning Biblical #Hebrew and working on an original translation of the #Bible. I'm #nonbinary / #agender. If you understand my religious and cultural context, I'm a #eunuch (third gender). Support my translation work: ☕ https://ko-fi.com/wltbible 📖 https://bible.nedhairston.com Post auto-delete set to one month.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @transworld@masto.ai
@transworld@masto.ai Convicted rapist whose name appears hundreds of times in the Epstien files is making a list of trans children. Meanwhile, his political party pushes for age verification laws that will collect databases of face pictures, including pictures of children. Surely, everything is fine.
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:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston @ned@tech.lgbt · Apr 30, 2026
:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston
@ned@tech.lgbt

Pro DM, independent nondenominational pastor, and victim of the gig economy. I'm disabled, epileptic, have IBS, and gout. I ride a #bicycle, an #ebike, as my daily "A to B." I speak English and sign #ASL. I'm learning Biblical #Hebrew and working on an original translation of the #Bible. I'm #nonbinary / #agender. If you understand my religious and cultural context, I'm a #eunuch (third gender). Support my translation work: ☕ https://ko-fi.com/wltbible 📖 https://bible.nedhairston.com Post auto-delete set to one month.

tech.lgbt

How did you pronounce "GIF"?
Sure, that sounds right.
Hey, can you also send me that as a "gay peg" (JPEG) and the alt text in a "gay son" (JSON) file?

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:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston @ned@tech.lgbt · Apr 28, 2026
:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston
@ned@tech.lgbt

Pro DM, independent nondenominational pastor, and victim of the gig economy. I'm disabled, epileptic, have IBS, and gout. I ride a #bicycle, an #ebike, as my daily "A to B." I speak English and sign #ASL. I'm learning Biblical #Hebrew and working on an original translation of the #Bible. I'm #nonbinary / #agender. If you understand my religious and cultural context, I'm a #eunuch (third gender). Support my translation work: ☕ https://ko-fi.com/wltbible 📖 https://bible.nedhairston.com Post auto-delete set to one month.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @cmconseils@mastodon.social
@cmconseils@mastodon.social Everything you need to know about this poster was summed up by Eric Idle in 1980 at Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl, "Typical Hollywood crowd, all the kids are on drugs, and all the adults are on roller skates." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDRJamGZfwE
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:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston @ned@tech.lgbt · Apr 20, 2026
:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston
@ned@tech.lgbt

Pro DM, independent nondenominational pastor, and victim of the gig economy. I'm disabled, epileptic, have IBS, and gout. I ride a #bicycle, an #ebike, as my daily "A to B." I speak English and sign #ASL. I'm learning Biblical #Hebrew and working on an original translation of the #Bible. I'm #nonbinary / #agender. If you understand my religious and cultural context, I'm a #eunuch (third gender). Support my translation work: ☕ https://ko-fi.com/wltbible 📖 https://bible.nedhairston.com Post auto-delete set to one month.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @blogdiva@mastodon.social
@blogdiva Speaking as a Californian, I don't even care who the Democrats decide on, but I will be voting for Tom Styer's opponent, regardless of who that may be, even if I have to vote third party.
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:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston @ned@tech.lgbt · Apr 19, 2026
:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston
@ned@tech.lgbt

Pro DM, independent nondenominational pastor, and victim of the gig economy. I'm disabled, epileptic, have IBS, and gout. I ride a #bicycle, an #ebike, as my daily "A to B." I speak English and sign #ASL. I'm learning Biblical #Hebrew and working on an original translation of the #Bible. I'm #nonbinary / #agender. If you understand my religious and cultural context, I'm a #eunuch (third gender). Support my translation work: ☕ https://ko-fi.com/wltbible 📖 https://bible.nedhairston.com Post auto-delete set to one month.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @JulianOliver@mastodon.social
@JulianOliver Oh I have. Though, I'm seeing a lot less bot traffic since I made the first (hidden) link on my site a link to your tarpit.
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:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston @ned@tech.lgbt · Apr 19, 2026
:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston
@ned@tech.lgbt

Pro DM, independent nondenominational pastor, and victim of the gig economy. I'm disabled, epileptic, have IBS, and gout. I ride a #bicycle, an #ebike, as my daily "A to B." I speak English and sign #ASL. I'm learning Biblical #Hebrew and working on an original translation of the #Bible. I'm #nonbinary / #agender. If you understand my religious and cultural context, I'm a #eunuch (third gender). Support my translation work: ☕ https://ko-fi.com/wltbible 📖 https://bible.nedhairston.com Post auto-delete set to one month.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @JulianOliver@mastodon.social
@JulianOliver Just gonna set up a fail2ban jail with that list as a log.
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:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston @ned@tech.lgbt · Apr 08, 2026
:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston
@ned@tech.lgbt

Pro DM, independent nondenominational pastor, and victim of the gig economy. I'm disabled, epileptic, have IBS, and gout. I ride a #bicycle, an #ebike, as my daily "A to B." I speak English and sign #ASL. I'm learning Biblical #Hebrew and working on an original translation of the #Bible. I'm #nonbinary / #agender. If you understand my religious and cultural context, I'm a #eunuch (third gender). Support my translation work: ☕ https://ko-fi.com/wltbible 📖 https://bible.nedhairston.com Post auto-delete set to one month.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @AmandaMarcotte@mastodon.sdf.org
@AmandaMarcotte Huh. It's almost like they just hate women, not women who are... Nope! Just all women. All of 'em.
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:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston @ned@tech.lgbt · Apr 03, 2026
:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston
@ned@tech.lgbt

Pro DM, independent nondenominational pastor, and victim of the gig economy. I'm disabled, epileptic, have IBS, and gout. I ride a #bicycle, an #ebike, as my daily "A to B." I speak English and sign #ASL. I'm learning Biblical #Hebrew and working on an original translation of the #Bible. I'm #nonbinary / #agender. If you understand my religious and cultural context, I'm a #eunuch (third gender). Support my translation work: ☕ https://ko-fi.com/wltbible 📖 https://bible.nedhairston.com Post auto-delete set to one month.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @capybaraz@mstdn.social
@capybaraz Not what I expected when I donated them to science.
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:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston @ned@tech.lgbt · Apr 02, 2026
:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston
@ned@tech.lgbt

Pro DM, independent nondenominational pastor, and victim of the gig economy. I'm disabled, epileptic, have IBS, and gout. I ride a #bicycle, an #ebike, as my daily "A to B." I speak English and sign #ASL. I'm learning Biblical #Hebrew and working on an original translation of the #Bible. I'm #nonbinary / #agender. If you understand my religious and cultural context, I'm a #eunuch (third gender). Support my translation work: ☕ https://ko-fi.com/wltbible 📖 https://bible.nedhairston.com Post auto-delete set to one month.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @courtcan@mastodon.social
@courtcan Wil? He'll probably just roll up a new character and rejoin the D&D game.
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:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston @ned@tech.lgbt · Mar 29, 2026
:blobfoxcheck: Ned Hairston
@ned@tech.lgbt

Pro DM, independent nondenominational pastor, and victim of the gig economy. I'm disabled, epileptic, have IBS, and gout. I ride a #bicycle, an #ebike, as my daily "A to B." I speak English and sign #ASL. I'm learning Biblical #Hebrew and working on an original translation of the #Bible. I'm #nonbinary / #agender. If you understand my religious and cultural context, I'm a #eunuch (third gender). Support my translation work: ☕ https://ko-fi.com/wltbible 📖 https://bible.nedhairston.com Post auto-delete set to one month.

tech.lgbt
Replying to @countablenewt@mastodon.social
@countablenewt @chr Not unless you drink it leaves and all. But it may be broth.
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