:ms_music_notes: To the tune of If You're Happy and You Know It:
If the form has *phone, close the Page!
If the form has *phone, lose the Page!
If the form has *phone, because the owner feels entitled to a phone number, despite including an obligatory *email in the same form, and dammit you have zero reason to try and call me for the thing I am asking, and if I cannot submit the form without providing my personal phone number to you, I will absolutely
Close the Page!
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