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@mathias@pawb.fun

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Zero to walfdog in sixty seconds or your money back. Anti-tech-bro technologist. A New Englander by blood, culture, and driving style living in Alabama. 🇺🇲 🇮🇪

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Not an attorney. Mi español esta mierda. Profile pic by @tobynook.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy

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Joined November 18, 2022

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pan, 34, near ATL (USA)

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@mathias@pawb.fun · May 14, 2026

Replying to @pastelexuvia@cathode.church

@pastelexuvia@cathode.church One better: in 2023, someone covered THE ENTIRE SONG of "Bring Me To Life" with Otamatones https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmxLja-DRIw

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@mathias@pawb.fun · May 14, 2026

Replying to @pastelexuvia@cathode.church

@pastelexuvia@cathode.church and the manly urge to huck stuff that won't be damaged or cause damage, as seen at the end (dude is halfway to a decent shotput throw, 8.5/10 good huck)

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@mathias@pawb.fun · May 07, 2026

Amex offers for Dollar General are definitely a recession indicator.

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@mathias@pawb.fun · May 01, 2026

Replying to @OtterMatic@woof.group

@OtterMatic@woof.group American Airlines flight (in short, incident that was not under their control paired with resupply-fetching that was to make my connection impossible [flight crew said connections made aware - misinfo], with the next flight 3.5hr later)

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@mathias@pawb.fun · May 01, 2026

"stablecoin payroll firm" is the most ghoul-ass, end stage capitalism phrase I've heard today, and that's after "here's $12 for your three-and-a-half-hour delay we caused".

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@mathias@pawb.fun · Apr 29, 2026

Replying to @aronowski@furry.engineer

@aronowski not that I'm much of a fan of Fancy Autocorrect That Includes Actions In Its Pattern Guessing, "general purpose" agents give me hives. Who the fuck ever thought that was a good idea... oh wait techbros and brain-free vulture capitalists exist. Sigh.

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@mathias@pawb.fun · Apr 26, 2026

RE: @adhd_coffee@mastodon.social

meirl

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@mathias@pawb.fun · Apr 06, 2026

Replying to @chirpbirb@meow.social

@chirpbirb :neocat_bongo_up:

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@mathias@pawb.fun · Apr 06, 2026

Replying to @chirpbirb@meow.social

@chirpbirb el ave de pan, en vivo* en papel, pero quien esta contando

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@mathias@pawb.fun · Apr 03, 2026

Replying to @otterlove@mastodon.art

@otterlove thamk u frogwizrd

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@mathias@pawb.fun · Mar 22, 2026

Replying to @EmilyEnough@hachyderm.io

@EmilyEnough As your fellow ND professional computer toucher, I'm 100% with you - the unpredictability drives me batty. If I want a RNG I'll call one - what I intend to be deterministic should be, verifiably, repeatably. Lipsticked pig LLMs have snuck into what I have to do for work and beating one's head against that BS is a good way to eventually flame the fuck out of tech. Corporate controlled computing was a mistake.

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@mathias@pawb.fun · Mar 19, 2026

Replying to @bloor@bloor.tw

@bloor if DNIS is "dee-niss", DNS is "dunce" and it fits innit, it's never DNS, it's never DNS, it's always DNS

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@mathias@pawb.fun · Mar 13, 2026

Replying to @sarahtaber@mastodon.online

@sarahtaber@mastodon.online that base ain't flared enough 🙈

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@mathias@pawb.fun · Feb 20, 2025

Replying to @mekkaokereke@hachyderm.io

@mekkaokereke@hachyderm.io Thank you for posting this thread, Mekka.

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@mathias@pawb.fun · Apr 23, 2024

Replying to @zackwhittaker@mastodon.social

@zackwhittaker@mastodon.social In a saner world the penalty would be so massive we could nationalize them with their own money...

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@mathias@pawb.fun · Mar 15, 2024

Replying to @maxleibman@mastodon.social

@maxleibman I'm installing SmartWalfNext and getting all the features for free, eff your freemium!

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@mathias@pawb.fun · Dec 09, 2023

Replying to @nixCraft@mastodon.social

@nixCraft@mastodon.social He stored a big list But his key choice is shite No indexes so we'll be here all night NoSQL Claus ain't comin', to town

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@mathias@pawb.fun · Jul 09, 2023

Replying to @LMAOYEEN@pounced-on.me

@LMAOYEEN@pounced-on.me @KayOhtie@blimps.xyz it you but Proxmox is the truck

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@mathias@pawb.fun · Mar 29, 2023

Replying to @emkay443@det.social

@emkay443@det.social @mdhughes@appdot.net @48kRAM@oldbytes.space Or if you're me, you paste the URL into your copy of Firefox with uMatrix. Tends to work for the likes of WaPo who do that crap.

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