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lockspringer @lockspringer@chaos.social · May 10, 2026

Replying to @larsmb@mastodon.online

@larsmb@mastodon.online For anyone who wants me to reply, 'That's bullshit! Not everyone is being paid. There's something called the free exchange of opinions in the marketplace of ideas', that'll be €20.

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lockspringer @lockspringer@chaos.social · May 06, 2026

Replying to @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social

@GossiTheDog Hail @grok please 'find' a study that says the exact opposite of this one.

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lockspringer @lockspringer@chaos.social · Apr 17, 2026

Replying to @jenzi@mastodon.social

@jenzi @PWei888 Whats your malfunction called?

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lockspringer @lockspringer@chaos.social · Apr 16, 2026

Replying to @PWei888@fediscience.org

@PWei888 @sundogplanets nope. she can't hesplain.

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lockspringer @lockspringer@chaos.social · Apr 16, 2026

Replying to @sundogplanets@mastodon.social

@sundogplanets Actually! There is lot more to mansplaining then meets the eye let me.. ...Oh I see what you did there...

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lockspringer @lockspringer@chaos.social · Apr 16, 2026

Replying to @fireflyzero@fosstodon.org

@fireflyzero@fosstodon.org Oh. Ahm... maybe you should sit down for this, Munin, he still considers you a friend! I really wish he'd told you this himself. I may have seen him at JavaOne 2026. Pretty sure it was him. Positive. 100%. black dress. beak. all mythical. you know him. Yeah did wear an Oracle T-Shirt and a MAGA hat. He's been a boomer since...well the beginning of time? Yep he with the Asgard great again people now. sorry that you had to hear it form a stranger on the Internet. Fucking Oracle.

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lockspringer @lockspringer@chaos.social · Apr 16, 2026

Replying to @fireflyzero@fosstodon.org

@fireflyzero@fosstodon.org @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange should be two ravens! 🧐

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lockspringer @lockspringer@chaos.social · Apr 06, 2026

Replying to @TeflonTrout@beige.party

@TeflonTrout @noodlemaz @GeofCox well u can always try and ask others for feedback, way better than to self assess, if only the group of people is big enough and feedback can be given in anonymous manner.

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lockspringer @lockspringer@chaos.social · Apr 06, 2026

Replying to @TeflonTrout@beige.party

@TeflonTrout @noodlemaz @GeofCox no need to join a cult (international or local) or shoot yourself. If your miserable think that this won’t always be the case in the future, but it is possible that you have to do something about it, miserable might not go away on its own, that can be talking to a good friend or relative, and asking them if they think you need professional help like a doctor or a therapist, if you yourself are unsure

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lockspringer @lockspringer@chaos.social · Apr 06, 2026

Replying to @TeflonTrout@beige.party

@TeflonTrout @noodlemaz @GeofCox do a Trump and turn the Democratic Party into 1 that advocates Social Democracy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_democracy Then u can go outside. Ze Weather is great! And don’t worry about allergies, since u got European style health care, medication is 3€/month, might even be lower, as part of the EU single market having joined after Mexico and Canada in 2029. u do miss imperial units though, and semi automatic AR-15s 🥹

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lockspringer @lockspringer@chaos.social · Apr 06, 2026

Replying to @noodlemaz@mstdn.games

@noodlemaz @GeofCox @TeflonTrout true! u can forget about the real Nazis u want to go for the people that follow these fanatics, people are opportunists - this is seen way too negative - it’s a chance, a lot will change their mind. Engage with the undecided. No alt-right people are not unreasonable - they just attribute problem to the wrong cause! Fear of loosing your job? - true! It’s the migrants fault - No, and this is why XYZ etc…

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lockspringer @lockspringer@chaos.social · Feb 16, 2026

Replying to @hweimer@fediscience.org

@hweimer please implement a button labeled "CxU" when clicked half of the solar panels should be demolished by a mob of middle aged Men with pitchforks, but nevertheless the player should receive a massive influx of money by a new faction called "traditional Energy suppliers" and the emoticon that depicts the player should change to a women with (colored) black hair. plus a magic power plant (gingerbread look please) that burns imaginary Hydrogen, and real fracking gas.

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