Lexi of the Night

Nennt es nicht VDSL, nennt es Glasfaserersatzverkehr

constantly constantly
typing 🤝 typing
`brew install` `emerge`
into my Linux into my MacOS

Should be easy enough, they said. They always tell you those things. What they say is, you are a witch, you can will everything you want into existence just by using the power of your mind. What they never tell you is how to stop it.

My garden is full of flowers. Packed. With daisies. Because I just could not stop thinking of them. The poor potatoes and carrots are completely overgrown. The beech forest I accidentally spawned the other day is filled with daisies. How do I make it stop?

I haven't been inside my house in weeks. Ever since the mishap with those cats. I mean, I love cats. Perhaps a little too much, as it turns out. But now I can't open the door to my own house becaus eit is packed with cats. And the incessant meowing! Meow, meow, meow, day in and day out. Luckily, I made enough food for them to last a lifetime. But I think they are feeling vaguely claustrophobic. Just too many cats and not enough houses…

… oh no. Oh no. You nobbin! You've done it again! The whole valley is now one bug city. Wit hthis I guess at least the feline housing crisis has been averted. And I guess I'll get used to the big city life…

…now if only I could figure out how to open the door and leat them out…

What's your favorite terminal gender?