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@k1tteh@uwu.social
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son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever

i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

114 Followers
87 Following
43 Posts
Joined January 01, 2020
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Jul 31, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
sperm colored nail polish
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Jul 19, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
>male youtuber with fashion sense >look inside >ftm every time
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Jul 05, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @MMagdowski@bildung.social
@MMagdowski@bildung.social meine profs ertrinken in jeweils 400+ mails, da kommt man oftmals einfach nicht durch
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Jun 13, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @wafflesies@infosec.exchange
@wafflesies@infosec.exchange hey that's my wallpaper!
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · May 15, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social

can't believe fox predicted the woke mind virus in the walking dead

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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · May 14, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social

imagine paying taxes on your lunch money

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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · May 13, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social

rapidly approaching unc status

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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · May 12, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social

finna sideload your mom 2noite

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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · May 11, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social

:333

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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · May 09, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social

born to shit, forced to post

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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · May 09, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social

thinking mfs when thickqueen enters the room

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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · May 07, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @david_chisnall@infosec.exchange
@david_chisnall@infosec.exchange at least the build process doesn't have you train it from scratch
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Apr 29, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
i hate substack i hate substack i hate substack i hate substack i hate substack i hate substack
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Apr 29, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
large language models are like a religion: they're a cute concept, helpful in some cases and there's fanatics who will shove it down your throat and ruin it for everyone
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Apr 27, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @lcamtuf@infosec.exchange
@lcamtuf i think this needs functionality for RCE sprinkled in for good measure
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Apr 26, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @djsumdog@djsumdog.com
@cjd see by that logic the pie chart would be 100% petrochemical because it's all made of oil
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Apr 26, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @djsumdog@djsumdog.com
@cjd bitumen is almost definitely a petrochemical, yes. it's all the cruft that's left over from oil distillation
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Apr 26, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @cjd@pkteerium.xyz
@cjd i wonder if dipping the whole road in tar is part of that calculation
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Apr 24, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @leyrer@23.social
@leyrer @lobingera @xahteiwi haha screenshot go brrrrrr
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Apr 24, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @wafflesies@infosec.exchange
@wafflesies it could very well turn out a "you need to design your games to work properly" thing that takes effect in 2040, the eu *is* capable of that
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Apr 23, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith
@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com 👍
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Apr 23, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
only 2 hours?
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Apr 06, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @Hanuwu@uwu.social
@Hanuwu i believe that largely replaced child labour
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Apr 03, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @wafflesies@infosec.exchange
@wafflesies average xmpp conversation
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Apr 02, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @leyrer@23.social
@leyrer this space mission could've been an email
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Mar 28, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @demokratiehoernchen@darmstadt.social
@demokratiehoernchen@darmstadt.social u.u. kriegst du das mit fex oder box86 umgangen
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Mar 27, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @silvermoon82@wandering.shop
@silvermoon82 @eris2cats /bin/tcsh
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Mar 15, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @vonnordmann@chaos.social
@vonnordmann@chaos.social @oliver@lfnt.site @dickenhobelix@chaos.social or the elegant version of scheduled tasks
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Mar 15, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @oliver@lfnt.site
@oliver@lfnt.site @vonnordmann@chaos.social @dickenhobelix@chaos.social bold of you to assume that infrastructure has a cron agent
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Feb 25, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @ludicity@mastodon.sprawl.club
@ludicity@mastodon.sprawl.club you should offer that codebase to the museum of modern computing
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Feb 02, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @marcohackney@todon.eu
@marcohackney@todon.eu
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Jan 12, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @k1tteh@uwu.social
@VD15@pl.valkyrie.world feel free to post this on the boorus btw, i don't have an account
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Jan 12, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @SuperDicq__dup_474@minidisc.tokyo
@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo @VD15@pl.valkyrie.world of course
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Jan 12, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @VD15__dup_266@pl.valkyrie.world
@VD15@pl.valkyrie.world yeah i figured
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Jan 12, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @k1tteh@uwu.social
@VD15@pl.valkyrie.world i sure hope they're not minors
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Jan 12, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @mancat19@nekosat.work
@mancat19@nekosat.work @VD15@pl.valkyrie.world maybe it's 4d chess
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Jan 11, 2026
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Boosted by :VD15_0::VD15_1::VD15_2::VD15_3::VD15_4::VD15_5::VD15_6::VD15_7: @VD15@pl.valkyrie.world
Replying to @VD15__dup_266@pl.valkyrie.world
@VD15@pl.valkyrie.world there you go, that's as much effort as i'm willing to put in
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Dec 10, 2025
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @davidrevoy@framapiaf.org
@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org i finished my work for the day so there you go, froggy fanart
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Dec 10, 2025
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @davidrevoy__dup_3654@framapiaf.org
@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org can we get a full illustration of that frog?
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Nov 16, 2025
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @kuba@toot.kuba-orlik.name
@kuba @venya you buy the normal ones and then you put them in your computer and rip only the movie/episode part and then put it on your plex server or whatever
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Sep 07, 2024
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @n0toose@chaos.social
@n0toose@chaos.social you forgot racists, trans people and racist trans people
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Feb 01, 2024
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @BashStKid@mastodon.online
@BashStKid@mastodon.online it's a chromium change, so brave and all the other ones would be affected too
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k1tteh
plat @k1tteh@uwu.social · Jan 01, 2024
plat
@k1tteh@uwu.social

son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job

uwu.social
Replying to @batkaren@mastodon.online
@batkaren@mastodon.online i know, right? life ctanging stuff!
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