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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Aug 03, 2026

Replying to @stefan@stefanbohacek.online

@stefan@stefanbohacek.online daily likers?! What sort of metric is that?

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Jul 25, 2026

RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116983104223732000 Again, I know greying out Greenland is a meme, but, really, what's unclear about what the current opinion is in the country?

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Jul 23, 2026

RE: https://flipboard.com/@euronews/europe-news-vn516gnfz/-/a-26gLgxyFQp6I63ikcwze4g%3Aa%3A89340020-%2F0 That's rich, coming from a country who has a toddler as president, constantly tearing apart everything he puts his signature on. Fuck US trade representative and whatever he says.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Jul 19, 2026

Here's the definitive argument against Fahrenheit: when you say that someone has "a room temperature IQ", in fahrenheit it's still somewhat normal, even if to the lower side. In celsius, though? That's a 20 something IQ right there. Savage. Absolutely savage. Fahrenheit to the bin already.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Jul 17, 2026

RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116937260275621841 Tomorrow? How about all the 187635 lies he'll tell until tomorrow?

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Lots of mileage on this one!!

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Jul 07, 2026

RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116879811747403739 Hahahaha (and don't apologize to Hergé... the dude was a great comic book creator but was also a pretty racist sob)

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Jul 06, 2026

RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116873736360856012 Terrible maps? Nah. This one is entirely accurate. I mean, the only thing wrong in it is the "no data" label for Greenland. Greenland is Belgium all the way as well.

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Who everyone is supporting in today’s USA vs Belgium match TY @TerribleMaps@zpravobot.news

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Jul 05, 2026

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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Holy shit.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Jul 05, 2026

Replying to @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Can't say if that person is trolling or being serious.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Jul 03, 2026

RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116857572254147603 Hahahaha. Damn. That was savage. Warranted. But savage. 😂

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Jun 29, 2026

RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116835350434412659 Nice.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Jun 27, 2026

Replying to @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social

It just hit me that the only ones who'll reply 1 in this will be Anglos. Other monolinguals won't understand the question. 😂 Then again, most monolinguals on the Internet are Anglos, I suppose, so it's fine.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Jun 27, 2026

Just because I'm curious. How many languages do you speak? (well enough to have a simple conversation, at least) Do boost.

Only 1

14.1% (283)

2-3

66.4% (1335)

more than 5

2.6% (53)

4-5

16.9% (341)

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Jun 15, 2026

Replying to @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Top guy is an idiot. He just has to turn the lid 90 degrees and there, no problem at all. I won't even say what the bottom guys are. I'd be here all day.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · May 25, 2026

Replying to @stefan@stefanbohacek.online

@stefan@stefanbohacek.online Thanks.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · May 25, 2026

Replying to @stefan@stefanbohacek.online

@stefan@stefanbohacek.online Perhaps. Taking care of a 96 year old mother and trying to get some work done in the spaces between isn't conductive to travelling, alas.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · May 25, 2026

Replying to @stefan@stefanbohacek.online

@stefan@stefanbohacek.online I can't. I'm too far south. (I get to enjoy the heat, though. There's that)

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · May 10, 2026

Replying to @pzmyers@freethought.online

@pzmyers@freethought.online Hat? I'm impressed with the glasses, not the hat.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · May 09, 2026

Replying to @joaopinheiro@kolektiva.social

@joaopinheiro@kolektiva.social Ah. OK.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · May 09, 2026

Replying to @joaopinheiro@kolektiva.social

@joaopinheiro@kolektiva.social E porque foi que me incluíste nesta resposta, pá? Agora fiquei confuso.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · May 08, 2026

Replying to @john_fisherman@mastodon.social

@john_fisherman@mastodon.social @df@s.dfaria.eu É só corruptos por aqui. Só corruptos! (era um saco azul, rapaz)

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · May 03, 2026

Replying to @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social

OK, o que funciona agora com o Quiosque, no Mastodon:

Excluir os resultados vindos do Público, com um filtro (o que tem o efeito secundário de que se mais alguém publicar um link para o Público também vai ser apanhado no filtro... era porreiro haver filtros específicos conta a conta).
Pôr o Quiosque numa lista própria e exclui-lo do feed "Home".

Sem isso, é flood contínuo de notícias repetidas do Público.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · May 03, 2026

Sigh...

O Quiosque tornou-se impossível de usar. :(

Alguma alteração feita pelo Público que deixou o robô completamente confuso.

E não há forma de contactar quem fez aquilo (alguém por aí sabe quem foi?), nem parece haver código-fonte disponível por aí.

Grrunf...

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · May 02, 2026

Replying to @HamonWry@mastodon.world

@HamonWry Not one: two. The US and Russia. They're running headlong to see which one blows up first. (I'm betting on Russia; America has more resources; it'll take longer. Not much longer, but longer)

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · May 02, 2026

Replying to @joaopinheiro@kolektiva.social

@joaopinheiro Aí é que está o ponto. Tu, e muitos outros dos que aqui andam, identificam o crescimento com o afã de ganhar dinheiro (ou obter informação, o que vai dar ao mesmo) dos media sociais corporativos. Mas o crescimento não é isso. É independente disso. Ou seja: o crescimento em si mesmo não tem nada de mal. O que o pode tornar mau é os motivos que tem por trás.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · May 02, 2026

Replying to @joaopinheiro@kolektiva.social

@joaopinheiro @stefan I think the Fediverse is about creating a better social media environment for everyone. You can't do that without growth.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · May 02, 2026

Replying to @stefan@stefanbohacek.online

@stefan You're probably right about that last point. In any case, it's an uphill battle. Herd effects are very, very difficult to fight. Especially with the kind of anti-herd culture we have here. Which is great, for the most part, but is also a major drag to growth. We could try to replicate the twitter growth story, bringing in politicians and then journalists... but a good chunk of the fedizens would be immediately up in arms against those "clout-seekers". 🤷‍♂️

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · May 02, 2026

Replying to @stefan@stefanbohacek.online

@stefan There's only one major weakness in that argument: their friends and celebrities they like are still locked in outside of the federated web, which works for the outside as just another isolated node. That's one of the main reasons why many people try us out and then leave. And that's why I don't think the argument really works for many folks. I don't know. Maybe we should frame being here as activism for a better future.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · May 01, 2026

RE: @quiosque@mastodon.online

Sem comentários.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Apr 29, 2026

RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116490302857516343 I had to do a double take with this one. 😂

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Apr 29, 2026

Replying to @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I have no answers.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Apr 28, 2026

Replying to @Blender@mastodon.social

@Blender@mastodon.social Ugh. That's icky as hell.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Apr 22, 2026

Replying to @Heliograph@mastodon.au

@Heliograph@mastodon.au @stefan@stefanbohacek.online LOL! My lazy H strikes again. (seriously: the H in this keyboard has been giving me a hard time since the day I bought it. Sometimes it just forgets that I pressed it)

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Apr 22, 2026

Replying to @stefan@stefanbohacek.online

@stefan@stefanbohacek.online Yelling? You sure? OK, then. YOU'VE GOT A TYPO IN "HOW TO JOIN MASTODON": "ARE TWO SERVERS RUN BE THE SAME PEOPLE..." SOULD BE "ARE TWO SERVERS RUN BY THE SAME PEOPLE..." Hey, it's constructive. And yelling. Just as you wanted. :)

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Apr 21, 2026

Replying to @EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu

@EUCommission Happy fedibirthday, but you do know you could (should?) do a LOT more to promote the Fediverse and its usage, don't you?

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Apr 15, 2026

Replying to @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Is a two-pointed dildo involved? 🤔

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Apr 15, 2026

Replying to @mattblaze@federate.social

@mattblaze@federate.social Just block and move on, man. Whenever one of those crosses my feed (which isn't common, thank goodness) that's what I do. And I don't ever dignify them with aknowledging their existence, unless I feel like giving them a last goodbye that day. Some people are just dumb. Nothing you can do about it. All you can do is protect yourself from their stupidity. No need to justify posting your photos. Or whatever else you post. Just shrug and keep posting what you want.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Apr 15, 2026

RE: @EsquerdaNet@masto.pt

Somando a típica burrocracia tuga aos delírios securitários cheganos o resultado vai ser carradas de disparates destes.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Apr 11, 2026

Replying to @randahl@mastodon.social

@randahl@mastodon.social Let's hope you're right. I'm not so sure they won't try to steal it. It's something the fascists tend to do.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Apr 08, 2026

Replying to @futzle@old.mermaid.town

@futzle Soooo... if you go "hey, I want to learn how to play the bass (behs?) guitar but I can't make the sound work on Linux, could it be because of this bug I found (no idea what it is) on my computer, and I guess I'm a girl now" you'll mobilize the whole of the fedi?

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Apr 04, 2026

Replying to @mastophilipp@mastodon.social

@mastophilipp@mastodon.social @robertvonherz@mastodon.online @randahl@mastodon.social Nah. I rather use #greyjoy

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Apr 04, 2026

Replying to @qgustavor@urusai.social

@qgustavor@urusai.social @randahl@mastodon.social The worst of it all is the absolute lack of respect shown for their users. It would be one thing to create the capability and ASK "do you want this"? And then RESPECT the answer. Instead they just go "here, eat this crap, like it or not, and thank us for it"

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Apr 04, 2026

Replying to @robertvonherz@mastodon.online

@robertvonherz@mastodon.online @randahl@mastodon.social I got that dumb crap sorted out. Via a browser extension called "youtube no translation". It doesn't work on the youtube app, though, so I no longer use the app. I just go directly to the site (via a web app) if I need to use youtube at all, or I view stuff on grayjay if I don't, which is most of the time.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Apr 04, 2026

Replying to @randahl@mastodon.social

@randahl@mastodon.social Is it politicians using AI, though? Or is it youtube shoving crappy AI "translations" down its users' throats?

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Mar 30, 2026

Replying to @paulasimoes@ciberlandia.pt

@paulasimoes@ciberlandia.pt A minha única explicação: ChatGPT

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Mar 30, 2026

RE: @edsantos@ciberlandia.pt

LOL

Eles podem julgar terem alguns direitos sobre imagens destas, mas é deliriozinho deles.

Imagens geradas por IA são domínio público.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Mar 26, 2026

Is this the best possible way to learn about the history of westen #music?

Quite possibly. :)

https://youtu.be/scEEaHNyJ48

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Mar 26, 2026

RE: @quiosque@mastodon.online

Este andou a espernear durante quase dois anos para não divulgar a lista de clientes. Agora vem divulgá-la "para não esconder".

É preciso ter uma lata do caraças.

E uma enorme falta de vergonha na cara.

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Mar 26, 2026

RE: @NewsBot@assortedflotsam.com

What a surprise! Nobody could have seen this one coming!

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Jorge Candeias @jorgecandeias@mastodon.social · Mar 26, 2026

Apparently everyone agrees now that #Russia is indeed providing intelligence support to Iran.

If so, it'd be the first thing Russia does in a loooong loooong while that is actually in accordance with international law.

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Just because I'm curious. How many languages do you speak? (well enough to have a simple conversation, at least) Do boost.

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