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@jordyn@shrike.club

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Actual shark irl; age 29
World Sudoku Championship medalist
Pump It Up: Advanced Lv 10
Splatoon 3: bFSquidoku#7445

Occasional sex/kink-related posts, with content warnings.

DM me for horny account or vent account

253 Followers

172 Following

25 Posts

Joined October 19, 2020

Pronouns:

xe/xem/xyr

Also ok:

they/them/their

Intimately:

it/it/its

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U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · Jul 29, 2026

Replying to @hellgnoll_firstletterless@slime.global

@hellgnoll_firstletterless@slime.global ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · Jul 04, 2026

Replying to @fillertrack@slime.global

@fillertrack@slime.global moo

U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · Jun 02, 2026

Gotta do some CBTs at #work tonight

U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · Jun 02, 2026

I feel so appreciated by my workplace

U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · Jun 01, 2026

Back in 2020-21 or so, I got a HexCorp conversion chamber YCH. It had text that included references to conversion strategies, which could be chosen from a list at https://www.hexcorp.net/conversion-strategies. I saw strategy 59 - confusion induction, show the subject multiple unsolvable sudoku puzzles - and of course, that was an obvious choice for me.

When my YCH was put on the HexCorp website, it was indeed accompanied by an unsolvable sudoku puzzle. However...

U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · May 31, 2026

Was gonna make a post about going to make a post and then not making it, but then I didn't make the post about going to make a post and then not making it

U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · May 30, 2026

I keep getting ads on youtube for what the voiceover calls a "32 T-daw-B SSD"

I also keep getting ads where the audio and the video seem to unnaturally not quite line up.

This shit sucks.

U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · May 30, 2026

My dad won a grill today????

U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · May 30, 2026

3/6

⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I'm a fucking genius

U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · May 29, 2026

I think I have developed an oral allergy to raw bananas 😭

U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · May 29, 2026

Today I learned that Korn recorded a cover of Word Up

U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · May 29, 2026

Why did this account just follow me

U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · May 21, 2026

Replying to @Paravellex@shrike.club

@Paravellex@shrike.club :ms_thinking:

U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · May 12, 2026

P. K. 👏👏 Plural. Kit.

U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · May 08, 2026

Replying to @hellgnoll_firstletterless@slime.global

@hellgnoll_firstletterless@slime.global could you describe this type of doritos some more? I don't know which type you're referring to, so now I'm curious

U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · May 07, 2026

silly lewd Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

Analog? Yeah I'm the anal og

U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · May 06, 2026

Fart Sox

U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · May 04, 2026

Would you rather: unlimited red button, but no blue button? Or unlimited blue button, but no blue button?

U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · Apr 27, 2026

Replying to @typhlosion@denden.world

@typhlosion@denden.world y'know, I'm surprised I've never seen a double-barrel squeeze bottle with peanut butter in one side and jelly in the other

U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · Mar 23, 2026

Replying to @flesh@transfem.social

@flesh@transfem.social exactly

U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · Mar 23, 2026

:rawe: 🇯🇵 :ceek:

U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · Mar 01, 2026

Replying to @dragonarchitect@rubber.social

@dragonarchitect @latex.toys congrats!

U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · Dec 07, 2025

[Homestar Runner voice] Fewwewo Wochey...

U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · Oct 20, 2025

Many such cases

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U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club · Apr 06, 2022

I want to connect

But I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the otters

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