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Going to see the new Spider-Man movie because I always go see the new Spider-Man and it occurred to me that I haven't seen an MCU movie in 2 years. My wife hasn't seen one in 3 years.
And we were two millennial nerds who saw every one in theaters the night they released from Iron Man all the way up to Avengers Endgame
So like if Marvel can't get us to go out and see your movies, you've clearly got a problem
The new Avatar fighting game came out and it's sick as hell but they clearly rushed the release in time for the new movie because it doesn't have any skill-based matchmaking which means every fight I've been completely steamrolled, thrown into the air juggled, and tossed around like I'm fighting the Avatar herself
I live in a very small town and the only bakery with vegan options is unfortunately Harry Potter-themed
Normally I don't go there but it was Mikaela's birthday and I wanted to get her a sweet treat
I tough it out, get my treats, I get home, and when I check my email I see that theyve charged me twice....
Simple common mistake OR TERF CONSPIRACY????? JOANNE IS TRYING TO STOP ME BY STEALING MY TEN DOLLARS
So someone just got hired in my office and their information gets sent to me so I can start getting them set up and I see their personal email is "Firstinitial.Lastname1488@gmail.com"
Immediately raised an eyebrow but then I thought oh it could just be their birthday. Probably January 4, 1988 that makes sense, it would fit with when they graduated high school etc, and they must not know about the whole Nazi affiliation
Then I got their driver's license and their birthday is January 4, ah see? Just an unfortunate coincidence
But wait, their birthday is January 4, 1989..... So their email almost has their birthday in it but they changed one digit and now it says "1488".... And like when you create an email you're not leaving a typo in there right? They must have specifically decided to change it from "1489" to "1488"
That's weird right? I feel like that's weird, like is there a normal explanation? Am I being paranoid?