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"Satire is Prophecy" -T. Dalrymple
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@egirlyuumimain@poa.st
@egirlyuumimain@poa.st man, i want a girlfriend who looks like misfire with a wig made of hair pulled from a YMCA shower drain who would date a plastic surgery disaster. I feel... so left out.
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@egirlyuumimain@poa.st
@egirlyuumimain@poa.st @Tony@clew.lol yeah, two. one for me, one for the car.
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@mushroom_soup@poa.st
@mushroom_soup@poa.st this is not good, and there's charitable read of it, however, it does smack of desperation. Like, "we've gotta nail this down now, because there won't be a chance in the future."
People need to be calling their so-called representatives and giving them hell around the clock.
Of course, they won't, and it probably wouldn't matter anyway. I wonder how many petabytes of kompromat this effort requires...
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@mushroom_soup@poa.st
@mushroom_soup@poa.st to be fair, those that hatch are at a disadvantage in developing this skill.
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@black6@noauthority.social
@black6@noauthority.social @miscbrains@misc.brainsoap.net @mushroom_soup@poa.st
~ ~ ~ ~ GiVe mE ThE FuCkIn' CoFfE CuP! ~ ~ ~ ~
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on misc.brainsoap.net
@miscbrains@misc.brainsoap.net @mushroom_soup@poa.st we will use the weirding way to acquire them if they will not hand them over.
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on misc.brainsoap.net
@miscbrains@misc.brainsoap.net @mushroom_soup@poa.st gimme that fuckin' cup!
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@danny@social.sutcliffe.xyz
@danny@social.sutcliffe.xyz not trying to start a fire, but:
mastodon is for the retarded, pleroma is for everyone else.
Mastodon't.
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@danny@social.sutcliffe.xyz
@danny@social.sutcliffe.xyz @f0x@dsmc.space were tamagotchis similarly gender biased?
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@danny@social.sutcliffe.xyz
@danny@social.sutcliffe.xyz @f0x@dsmc.space i remember this being the case with Farmville and related things in the Facebook Era. I remember signing up, getting notices about vegetables, and closing my account within three days.
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@danny@social.sutcliffe.xyz
@danny@social.sutcliffe.xyz you could say that about a go-kart or a golf cart. I've even heard it said of scooters...
How is it in the rain? Operating costs? When it's cold? Is it comfortable? Do you ever wish nuclear accidents upon France because of it?
So you think EVs suck? Would a 19mph, $14k FIAT change your mind? It's a retro Renault Twizy with two extra miles per hour.
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/07/stellantis-fiat-topolino-ev.html
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@RR@poa.st
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@GrapheneOS@grapheneos.social
@GrapheneOS@grapheneos.social @tragivictoria@mastodon.com.pl @joshlaw@mastodon.social while that is true, it does not matter when someone is ideologically possessed. there's someone out there seething because someone who eats meat has donated, and their arguments against against taking carnivore money are the same emotional, irrational, and essentially retarded arguments being made here about mullvad.
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@mrsaturday@shitposter.world
@mrsaturday@shitposter.world @vriska@lizards.live facebag already made talking screen appliance no one wanted, so they figured the best way to get inside peoples homes was parasitizing the faces of retards.
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@egirlyuumimain@poa.st
@egirlyuumimain@poa.st many judges would benefit from a rape-based education.
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@BowsacNoodle@poa.st
@BowsacNoodle@poa.st for those answering C, an illuminating biographical overview is available on wikipedia. "Severely wacky diet puritan" might describe him.
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@mushroom_soup@poa.st
@mushroom_soup@poa.st "it's 'orrid an' we like it that way, now piss off!"
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@mushroom_soup@poa.st
@mushroom_soup@poa.st but they cropped out Dave with his dick stuck in a flask.
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@magicalthinking@noauthority.social
@magicalthinking@noauthority.social @ExtinctionR@social.rebellion.global throwing soup at paintings is how you stop climate change, retard.
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world
@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world @dielan@shitposter.world i have a cheap old 32gb generic player that is far less annoying than any mp3 player on the phone.
#ClickClick
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@satsuki@misskey.fearisfreedom.com
@satsuki@misskey.fearisfreedom.com two groups of men played with their balls in front of other people.
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@satsuki@misskey.fearisfreedom.com
@satsuki@misskey.fearisfreedom.com inflation and sportsball.
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@arm_barbarian@poa.st
@arm_barbarian@poa.st @Ghislaine@poa.st just a couple differences. wheels, sails, civilization, sea trade, literacy, relevance... but yeah, "analogous" to rap.
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@latein@cawfee.club
@latein@cawfee.club @grips@cawfee.club @teto@cawfee.club @vokainen099@cawfee.club i recommend wasting cpu and memory on wobbly windows.
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@latein@cawfee.club
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@teto@cawfee.club
@teto@cawfee.club @grips@cawfee.club @vokainen099@cawfee.club i've watched people pay money for mcdonalds and starbucks. I am not surprised.
No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the public.
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@teto@cawfee.club
@teto@cawfee.club @grips@cawfee.club @vokainen099@cawfee.club KDE: because "can we?" is more fun than "should we?"
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@newt@stereophonic.space
Use of developer or inspection tools
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@BowsacNoodle@poa.st
@BowsacNoodle@poa.st @satsuki@misskey.fearisfreedom.com @Bunsen@poa.st @JollyWizard@poa.st @KingOfWhiteAmerica@poa.st @thatfightnerd@poa.st you're saying you're NOT a lobster?
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@sebsauvage@framapiaf.org
@sebsauvage ensuite: trois ratons laveurs portant des chapeaux et des imperméables.
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@egirlyuumimain@poa.st
@egirlyuumimain@poa.st pointing at signs and telling people what they can and can't be is punk as fuck dude.
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@lks@poa.st
@lks Pope Francis prayed in the Blue Mosque, which is something Leo declined. There's a muslim prayer room in the Vatican. John Paul II and Benedict visited synagouges and Did The Wall™.
Communion with muslims in a country where anything resembling Christian proselytizing is literally against their civil law is ridiculous.
It is a common daawa trope to say, "muslims believe in Jesus", but in as or more heretical a way than the worst of protestants. The whole "gathering under Meryem" thing has the same reek to it.
Notice that among the aspirations (dignity, justice, and peace) salvation is not listed, and living in unity is not a Christian virtue (Second Corinthians 6:14-17: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Corinthians%206%3A14-17&version=NKJV .)
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@newt@stereophonic.space
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@charlie_root@annihilation.social
@charlie_root@annihilation.social old Bill Hicks joke.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VkVB7h_FUis
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@ElDeadKennedy@shitposter.world
@ElDeadKennedy be careful, there are people looking to place the responsibility for its debt somewhere.
includes mention of Vivek Ramasway's drug scam!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDvAQf1cnr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDvAQf1cnr8